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10-30-08, 07:53 AM #1
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Question of the day 10-30-08
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
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10-30-08, 07:57 AM #2
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He's a metrosexual of the jungle!
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10-30-08, 12:28 PM #3
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Because they itch!
I would find a sharp rock or something"The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill
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10-30-08, 01:05 PM #4
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Because it scares Cheetah and the nights get lonely without him.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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10-30-08, 01:46 PM #5
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Because he is Prepubescence!
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10-30-08, 02:25 PM #6
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I bet he uses his knife to shave. On a side-note, I bet Jane shaves too.
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10-30-08, 02:38 PM #7
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Because Jane wouldn't have fallen for him if he'd looked like a large bowl of shredded wheat with eyes.
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10-30-08, 02:42 PM #8
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That's just how he rolls.
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10-30-08, 03:31 PM #9
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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Because Jane took that and his man card and put them on the mantle place
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10-30-08, 07:59 PM #10
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Can you imagine no shower and '70's bush Originally Posted by kcnuke
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"The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill
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10-30-08, 08:29 PM #11
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He'd be known as 'Bush Man' instead of Tarzan
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10-30-08, 09:14 PM #12
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Because his face would look like his ass and hew wouldn't know if he was coming or going!
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10-31-08, 12:09 PM #13
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Because he's smooth and sexy?
Arm the sheep!
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10-31-08, 12:32 PM #14
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He hasn't hit puberty yet.
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10-31-08, 12:49 PM #15
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I thought that was John McCain! Originally Posted by kcnuke
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10-31-08, 01:45 PM #16
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Originally Posted by Jenna
I thought that was John McCain! 
Tarzan is a Democrat , which explains why he doesn't carry a gun in a jungle environment.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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10-31-08, 01:58 PM #17
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And why he lives in peace and harmony with the woodland critters! Originally Posted by Captain America
Tarzan is a Democrat , which explains why he doesn't carry a gun in a jungle environment.
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