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    Question of the day 10-30-08

    Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

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    He's a metrosexual of the jungle!

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    Because they itch!

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    Because it scares Cheetah and the nights get lonely without him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
    Because he is Prepubescence!

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    I bet he uses his knife to shave. On a side-note, I bet Jane shaves too.

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    Because Jane wouldn't have fallen for him if he'd looked like a large bowl of shredded wheat with eyes.
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    Because Jane took that and his man card and put them on the mantle place
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    Quote Originally Posted by kcnuke View Post
    On a side-note, I bet Jane shaves too.
    Can you imagine no shower and '70's bush

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    He'd be known as 'Bush Man' instead of Tarzan

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    Because his face would look like his ass and hew wouldn't know if he was coming or going!

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    Because he's smooth and sexy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kcnuke View Post
    He'd be known as 'Bush Man' instead of Tarzan
    I thought that was John McCain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I thought that was John McCain!
    Tarzan is a Democrat , which explains why he doesn't carry a gun in a jungle environment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Tarzan is a Democrat , which explains why he doesn't carry a gun in a jungle environment.
    And why he lives in peace and harmony with the woodland critters!


 

 

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