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    Question of the day 11-4-08

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Wouldn't he?

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    If nsb22 was a woodchuck and could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

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    Well if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and he chucked as much wood as he could, would there be any wood left to chuck?

    On the other hand, if the woodchuck couldn't or wouldn't chuck would, who would chuck the wood? Would another woodchuck chuck the wood? Would the wood stay un-chucked?
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    But if you consider that a woodchuck could - - - aw, never mind. NEVER MIND, I said!!




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    a woodchuck would chuck wood until the timeclock bell rings then he will go home and chuck Mrs woodchuck
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    giggity giggity.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 Blue 4 U View Post
    Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Wouldn't he?

    http://www.manythings.org/pp/woodchuck.html

    This sounds like the right answer to me!
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    The question is, does he WANT to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    The question is, does he WANT to?
    If its Mrs WoodChuck of course he would
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    The question is, does he WANT to?

    If he's a McCain Woodchuck...then YES!

    If he's a Nobama Woodchuck...then doubtful
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinki View Post
    If he's a McCain Woodchuck...then YES!

    If he's a Nobama Woodchuck...then he expects someone else to do it for him

    Fixed it for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    Fixed it for you

    Yeah that too
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    a woodchuck would chuck wood until the timeclock bell rings then he will go home and chuck Mrs woodchuck
    Would Mrs Woodchuck chuck morning wood or would the woodchuck chuck that himself?




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    My dad could chuck more wood than your dad could chuck....if he could chuck wood....which I doubt! Naa na naaa naa.

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    Well if I was a wood chuck and had wood, I would find me a female wood chuck to work on my wood as long as she was not some dude name Chuck
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