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    I think we all have just a little bit of redneck in us

    Not your typical redneck jokes here but I think the term redneck applies. I got this in an email from a friend and I thought I would share it with you all here.

    A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck joke. Please Read...









    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core
    beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country, and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns, and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneckfriends.Ya'll know who ya' are.




    You might be a redneck if:It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,'One nation, under God.'


    You might be a redneck if:You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


    You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

    You might be a redneck if:You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You've never burned an American flag,nor intend to.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if:
    You'd give your last dollar to a friend.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    Can't see the picture but I guess I am a redneck.

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    For some reason the pics decided not to show up, but they were here when I posted this yesterday. Oh well.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

    Not a LEO

    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    I guess I am a redneck.
    "The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    For some reason the pics decided not to show up, but they were here when I posted this yesterday. Oh well.
    Pictures are linked to your yahoo email account. So long as you're logged in they show to you in your posts. No biggie, the content came through

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    Ah! Thanks for the clarification.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

    Not a LEO

    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









 

 

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