I think we all have just a little bit of redneck in us

**CTR man** · 11-15-08, 08:48 PM

Not your typical redneck jokes here but I think the term redneck applies. I got this in an email from a friend and I thought I would share it with you all here.

A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck joke. Please Read...

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core
beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country, and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns, and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneckfriends.Ya'll know who ya' are.

You might be a redneck if:It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:You've never burned an American flag,nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so,no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:You'd give your last dollar to a friend.