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    During Brain surgery, doctors discover...

    A live worm! Thought they were removing a tumor and found a live worm. Yum.

    Yeah. They got video.

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    Holy shit. I'm already a clean freak at work, but every once in a while, I shake a victim's hand, etc. Never again. Fuck you, brain worm! Get away!

    Thanks, Xiphos. You turned me into Officer Asshole! Nevermind that I was already 90% there.
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    OK, growing up I always heard not to eat undercooked pork because of the trichina worm. You don't hear too much about it now and I thought it was a thing of the past. Well done only for me from now own, thank you very much!!
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    DANG!!! I've gotta headache.

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    Yeah, I always got one better. Two weeks ago, one of my security guys got up from the toilet with about a foot of something hanging out of his ass. Freaked him out and he pulled it. Got another foot before he feaked for real and broke it off. He took the sample to his doc who informed him he had a tapeworm. After the treatment, he crapped another nine feet the following morning.

    It was typed as coming from raw fish. He is asian and eats a lot of very raw food including sushi.

    The real guts were displayed when he came in and told his team mates....who promptly razzed him without mercy for two weeks.


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    Compared to this, having a sleeper program in your cybernetic brain must not seem so bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post
    Fuck you, brain worm! Get away!
    +10000000

    That sounds like a line from a movie.




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    We get occasional reports here of trichinosis from people who bought meat in Mexico. I remember the days when you cooked anything pork forever to kill it, and how to check for signs in the meat.

    I am not looking at the video. Nope, don't need to, no way!
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    Gee thanks ya just had to post a vid didnt ya? lol god and how i loved my under cooked bacon.

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    Awesome! Now I can blame my behavior on the worms in my brain. What a perfect excuse!
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    Thats what Jenna's problem is
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Ok, so y'all have now ruined my enjoyment of pork AND sushi. I am not reading this thread anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Thats what Jenna's problem is


    It's a cybernetic worm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Ok, so y'all have now ruined my enjoyment of pork AND sushi. I am not reading this thread anymore!

    I wouldn't worry too much. Evidently they can get it out, even if it's in your brain.
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    I guess she must have done this as a kid.

    YouTube - Nobody Likes Me from the How To Eat Fried Worms *SOUNDTRACK*

    Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
    Guess I'll go eat worms,
    Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
    Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

    Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
    Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
    Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
    Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

    Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
    Think I'll go and eat worms
    Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
    See how they wriggle and squirm

    I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
    And throw the skins away
    Nobody knows how fat I grow
    On worms three times a day

    Ohh...nobody loves me. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
    Think I'll go eat worms.
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    Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
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    On worms three times a day.

    Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
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    Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
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    Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
    And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat

    Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
    think I'll go eat worms...
    big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
    hope they don't have germs!"


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    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

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    I don't know if anyone else heard this a few years back, but supposedly you don't have to cook pork as long anymore because they pump the pigs up with so much crap it was supposed to have killed the trichinosis bacteria. Well, after seeing that video I'm back to only eating well done pork. I can be fanatical about washing my hands at times, I used to wash my hands constantly. Dang now I'll be nervous about eating out, washing my hands and making sure my pork is well done.

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    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    Trichinosis is not a bacteria mack - it's a worm.

    Not sure if this was the same worm, the article called it something else.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    I wonder how long the worm was...
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