During Brain surgery, doctors discover...

**Xiphos** · 11-20-08, 08:37 PM

A live worm! Thought they were removing a tumor and found a live worm. Yum.

Yeah. They got video.

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/myfox/pa...d=1.1.1&sflg=1

**121Traffic** · 11-20-08, 09:14 PM

Holy shit. I'm already a clean freak at work, but every once in a while, I shake a victim's hand, etc. Never again. Fuck you, brain worm! Get away!

Thanks, Xiphos. You turned me into Officer Asshole! Nevermind that I was already 90% there.

**Cidp24** · 11-20-08, 09:26 PM

OK, growing up I always heard not to eat undercooked pork because of the trichina worm. You don't hear too much about it now and I thought it was a thing of the past. Well done only for me from now own, thank you very much!!

**Retmilleo909** · 11-20-08, 09:35 PM

DANG!!! I've gotta headache.

**Car 4** · 11-20-08, 11:55 PM

Yeah, I always got one better. Two weeks ago, one of my security guys got up from the toilet with about a foot of something hanging out of his ass. Freaked him out and he pulled it. Got another foot before he feaked for real and broke it off. He took the sample to his doc who informed him he had a tapeworm. After the treatment, he crapped another nine feet the following morning.

It was typed as coming from raw fish. He is asian and eats a lot of very raw food including sushi.

The real guts were displayed when he came in and told his team mates....who promptly razzed him without mercy for two weeks.

Car 4

**Jenna** · 11-21-08, 12:14 AM

Compared to this, having a sleeper program in your cybernetic brain must not seem so bad!

**Buttercup** · 11-21-08, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by 121Traffic

Fuck you, brain worm! Get away!

+10000000

That sounds like a line from a movie.

**Willowdared** · 11-21-08, 03:00 AM

We get occasional reports here of trichinosis from people who bought meat in Mexico. I remember the days when you cooked anything pork forever to kill it, and how to check for signs in the meat.

I am not looking at the video. Nope, don't need to, no way!

**JAYBIRD33081** · 11-21-08, 06:16 AM

Gee thanks ya just had to post a vid didnt ya? lol god and how i loved my under cooked bacon.

**IndianaFuzz** · 11-21-08, 09:15 AM

Awesome! Now I can blame my behavior on the worms in my brain. What a perfect excuse!

**Shoestring** · 11-21-08, 09:22 AM

Thats what Jenna's problem is

**Cidp24** · 11-21-08, 09:28 AM

Ok, so y'all have now ruined my enjoyment of pork AND sushi. I am not reading this thread anymore!

**Jenna** · 11-21-08, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Shoestring

Thats what Jenna's problem is

It's a cybernetic worm!

**Xiphos** · 11-21-08, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Cidp24

Ok, so y'all have now ruined my enjoyment of pork AND sushi. I am not reading this thread anymore!

I wouldn't worry too much. Evidently they can get it out, even if it's in your brain.

**CTR man** · 11-22-08, 03:21 AM

I guess she must have done this as a kid.

YouTube - Nobody Likes Me from the How To Eat Fried Worms *SOUNDTRACK*

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I'll go and eat worms
Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they wriggle and squirm

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice
And throw the skins away
Nobody knows how fat I grow
On worms three times a day

Ohh...nobody loves me. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.

Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth

And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!"

**Xiphos** · 11-22-08, 04:16 AM

YouTube - Guy Eats 200 Live Worms

**mack** · 11-22-08, 06:19 AM

I don't know if anyone else heard this a few years back, but supposedly you don't have to cook pork as long anymore because they pump the pigs up with so much crap it was supposed to have killed the trichinosis bacteria. Well, after seeing that video I'm back to only eating well done pork. I can be fanatical about washing my hands at times, I used to wash my hands constantly. Dang now I'll be nervous about eating out, washing my hands and making sure my pork is well done.