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    Snake Fans?

    Anyone a snake fan? I know where you can get a free camcorder where the previous owner dropped it.

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    hahaha I love that video. Actually, I *am* a snake fan. We have a python named Monty.
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    The only device that should be pointed at a snake is a firearm.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    I wish I had more Garter snakes in my yard so they would eat the infestation of slugs in the yard.

    I like snakes, even danced on the head of a rattler as a kid, while screaming and deciding where to run.

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    Where is Lew??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Where is Lew??
    Hahahaha. You beat me to it. If Lew came across that thing, Roscue would be doing some serious barking. That thing could probably swallow him hold. He would have to shoot his way out.
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    It looked so cute until the very end!

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishmick View Post
    hahaha I love that video. Actually, I *am* a snake fan. We have a python named Monty.
    I knew there was a reason why you're gonna be my next wife.....



    I used to have a breeding pair of Boas. The female had 16 babies. I also had Ball pythons, King snakes and iguanas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Hahahaha. You beat me to it. If Lew came across that thing, Roscue would be doing some serious barking. That thing could probably swallow him hold. He would have to shot his way out.
    I doubt he'd stick around to do it.

    I'm sure he'd run with his tail between his legs. And probably cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    I doubt he'd stick around to do it.

    I'm sure he'd run with his tail between his legs. And probably cry.
    I'd do 2 combat reloads and run out of ammo in about 3 seconds flat.
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    Ya'll can kiss my ass. Here's what you do with a snake.

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    Ya'll can kiss my ass. Here's what you do with a snake.
    ...and that was just a Garter snake

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    We'll kill em no matter where they are. Guaranteed.
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    When I see a snake I usually shoot it from a nice safe distance, then I wait for a bit. Then I walk up and see what it was. The only good snake is a dead snake!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darin View Post
    I knew there was a reason why you're gonna be my next wife.....



    I used to have a breeding pair of Boas. The female had 16 babies. I also had Ball pythons, King snakes and iguanas.
    hehehe I *heart* snakes. Monty is a ball python, so nothing spectacular, but he's a sweetie and fun to have around.

    What's with all the snake hate in this thread anyway? Pansies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    I'd do 2 combat reloads and run out of ammo in about 3 seconds flat.
    Lew did that in his trailer one time on a king snake.
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    Lew I kid you out of understanding. I'm deathly afraid of spiders, and all my co-workers know it.

    One night after a call I got in my squad and just as I was pulling away (driving down the road) I look in my rear view mirror and see a HUGE spider (tarantula size) on my cage. I slammed on the brakes and bailed out, in the lane of traffic. About 100 ft away there were 3 of my co-workers nearly rolling on the ground laughing there asses off.

    Yeah, it was rubber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    We'll kill em no matter where they are. Guaranteed.
    Thanks for protecting the sheep from snakes!


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    Quote Originally Posted by irishmick View Post
    hehehe I *heart* snakes. Monty is a ball python, so nothing spectacular, but he's a sweetie and fun to have around.

    What's with all the snake hate in this thread anyway? Pansies.
    An old police writer actually made a study of it, and found that many, many lawmen hate snakes.

    Especially a certain breed of lawman - Skeeter, Bill Jordan, those types.
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    I like snakes...I could just never be able to feed them
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