Ok so I have monthly NL Texas Hold 'em games at my house. We usually have 8 guys, the buy- in is $50.

I couldn't hit shit last night for cards. I played out of position too many times, I chased, bluffed too often...I played like absolute dog shit. We played two games and I busted out early in both - goodbye $100.

I woke up this morning feeling hungover even though I didn't have one beer. If I even see a poker chip I'll barf I'm so disgusted.

Now on the games I win I wake up the next morning happier than Hugh Hefner on Viagra.

One of the guys says that poker is like masturbation, sure it feels good but you often feel "dirty" afterwards.