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    I'm in trouble.....

    So now that JRS721 is veriified.... she's been reading my stories in "last night shift" It seems as though in some of the stories i should have mentioned her because she was there, or came to the scene. So in my futile efforts to make things right, i'm going to try and fix this travesty of justice.

    The story where I Cracked my head on a tree stump and recieved a concussion, she was working for a neighboring city, she met me at ER (probably ran code 3) and stayed with me till i was released and then drove me home.

    When we made the front page of the paper doing toys for tots, she was on the front page with me.

    I cant remember all the stories i've posted since i cant see'em anymore, but i'm sure she was involved in more that i'm forgetting. lol.
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    You don't have to remember all the stories....she will and she will tell us the honest truth about all of them.
    I'm not ruining your life, you are, and I'm just going to write a short story about it.

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    HAHAHAHA Cross! It is duly noted that jrs has been at all important functions, actions and scenes with you in the past.



    (nice try at trying to keep her happy and feeling important in your life! LOL)
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    awwww, he isn't in too much trouble. he knows how to make it up to me (or should i say suck up to me, lol) he is a master of that art. he has been my hero since the day i met him, so it takes alot for me to get really mad at him. anyway he knows if he really pisses me off i'll push him down the stairs & tell everyone he tripped over a cat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrs721 View Post
    awwww, he isn't in too much trouble. he knows how to make it up to me (or should i say suck up to me, lol) he is a master of that art. he has been my hero since the day i met him, so it takes alot for me to get really mad at him.
    Awwww!




    Quote Originally Posted by jrs721 View Post
    anyway he knows if he really pisses me off i'll push him down the stairs & tell everyone he tripped over a cat!

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    Please advise us of the funeral date (or wedding, same difference) so we can send cards and flowers
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    lmao. Now ya'll know why I let her go first down the stairs.
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    So who is the slinky in this scenario?

    Just don't lose your man card like someone else I know did.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    So who is the slinky in this scenario?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    So who is the slinky in this scenario?

    Just don't lose your man card like someone else I know did.

    My man card is safe...... Jrs721 lets me see it on the weekends.
    There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” -- Ernest Hemingway

 

 

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