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    Why can't I ever...

    ...get my English muffins to toast the way they do at the restaurant? They're hardly ever browned (unless my toaster burns them) and they're not very crispy at all.
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    Maybe you need a new toaster?




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    The restaurant isn't using a toaster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    The restaurant isn't using a toaster.
    What is it using?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    What is it using?
    Charbroiled lamb chop
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Charbroiled lamb chop

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    Yea and how come everytime I put french bread in the toaster I never get actual french toast back??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    What is it using?
    Definitely not a toaster...They split them, sop them with oil and toast them on top of the same stove they cook hamburgers, sausage, eggs and other greasy spoon food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDawg View Post
    Yea and how come everytime I put french bread in the toaster I never get actual french toast back??

    Well,.....what type of oven are you using first of all?
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    You need to learn how to cook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    You need to learn how to cook.

    P.S.- Loved the cologne sample you sent. I smell like a movie star.
    I know how to cook. Very well. I think Buttercup is right and I just need a new toaster. I have a cheap one. Or I'll need to get a greasy spoon stove. heh

    And good! You should order some then.
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    Restaurant probably uses those commercial toaster with wider slots, they toast at a higher heat but further away from the heat element. Some diners throw them under the broiler to brown them too.

    I have a cusinart combo toaster/convection oven and it toasts English muffins just right.

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    That's it. I guess I'm just going to have to stick to getting English muffins at the diners. It makes me sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishmick View Post
    I know how to cook. Very well. I think Buttercup is right and I just need a new toaster. I have a cheap one. Or I'll need to get a greasy spoon stove. heh

    And good! You should order some then.
    Or get a salamander or toaster oven!




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    Toaster oven, yes. WTF is a salamander (other than an amphibious lizard thingy)???
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    The first problem to address is why you're eating English Muffins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    The first problem to address is why you're eating English Muffins.
    Because they're tasty and I like them.
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    It's not a toaster oven? + 1 on needing a new toaster oven and then buttering after it is toasted
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