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    Gift Idea - Nice Wine Rack!

    Not sure what to get that hard-to-buy for woman in your life? Try the "Wine Rack".

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    The Wine Rack
    We consider ourselves on the cups of innovative party gear. We mean cusp! The Wine Rack drink dispensing sports bra will increase your bust line by 2 cup sizes AND get you and your friends buzzed at the same time - everyone wins! This, the ultimate party bra, features a pouch to fill with your beverage of choice tucked inside with a long drinking tube that you can feed through the top of your shirt or down the sleeve. Drink through the tube of this bust booster, or pour directly into cup. Speaking of cups, it will increase bust size two full cups (cheers, applause) and simply blow into the tube to fill with air to make up for the alcohol consumption - no deflation! The wine rack will hold 1-1/2 bottles of wine, is designed to fit \"most\" and comes in two sizes: Small (32A-34C) and Medium (34C-36D). In other words, if you already have a stacked rack, no looking a gift horse in the mouth - just sip from someone else's wine rack or buy one for your less-gifted friend. Not recommended for users with naturally huge chest or carbonated beverages (unless you want to sacrifice comfort and get pornstar stares). Holds 750ml or 25 oz.

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    I'll take the nice rack instead, after giving her some wine.

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    Does it come in clear? That might be an incentive to drink the wine, even if it's Mad Dog

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    Well I wear my sports bras to the range in the Summertime...and alcohol and guns dont mix...so I guess not
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinki View Post
    Well I wear my sports bras to the range in the Summertime...and alcohol and guns dont mix...so I guess not
    Our match director always has his Keg-O-Rator open at the end of all his matches when they're held on his private range. Of course the range at the gun club isn't quite so eager to get a Keg-O-Rator

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Our match director always has his Keg-O-Rator open at the end of all his matches when they're held on his private range. Of course the range at the gun club isn't quite so eager to get a Keg-O-Rator

    Well...I guess if the guns are all put away by that time I dont see why not I would imagine that his matches are pretty popular

    I personally dont like the taste of beer though... bleck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinki View Post
    Well I wear my sports bras to the range in the Summertime...and alcohol and guns dont mix...so I guess not
    So use it for water instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    So use it for water instead

    The water will be too warm then I freeze my water bottles and there's no way I'm wearing a frozen sports bra so dont even say it!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinki View Post
    The water will be too warm then I freeze my water bottles and there's no way I'm wearing a frozen sports bra so dont even say it!!!!
    But things get so interesting when THEY are cold
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    But things get so interesting when THEY are cold

    Dont even think it!


    However...I might could possibly win the match then!
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    Nice concept, but I'd rather get my wife a "whine rack". That way she can come home, hang her problems on it and leave me the hell alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinki View Post
    Dont even think it!


    However...I might could possibly win the match then!
    Oh I'm thinking, I'm thinking real hard
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    Nice concept, but I'd rather get my wife a "whine rack". That way she can come home, hang her problems on it and leave me the hell alone.

    Arm the sheep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Oh I'm thinking, I'm thinking real hard

    Well stop it then
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    Brings new meaning to the phrase "cold and hard".


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Brings new meaning to the phrase "cold and hard".

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