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    the gift for the man who has everything???

    Burger King Selling Meat-Scented Body Spray


    Burger King is on a roll. Or maybe a bun. Just in time for Christmas giving, they're offering something special for rude fast-food dudes.

    The chain has debuted “Flame,” a new men’s body spray that promises to make the guys on your Christmas list smell like “flame-broiled” meat. Even if their significant others are offended, their dogs will love them. Cats will worship at their feet. A little spritz before that post Christmas hunting trip will attract carnivorous animals from miles around.

    The warped BK marketers are actually selling "Flame" online via Ricky’s, a New York-based costume retailer, for the amazingly low price of $3.99. Go here to place your order. Not available from your nearby drive through. Makes a perfect stocking stuffer for the olfactory challenged in your life.

    Rumors that Burger King will offer a body wash that smells like French fries in time for Valentine's Day are unfounded (maybe).

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    Everyone loves a man who can cook!

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    If it smelled like bacon, I bet men would buy it for their wives and girlfriends.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    If it smelled like bacon, I bet men would buy it for their wives and girlfriends.
    We're not that stupid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    If it smelled like bacon, I bet men would buy it for their wives and girlfriends.
    Yeah . . . . and then run like hell!

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    between that and a little spritz of gun oil, what more could a girl want on their man?
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    The thing is, you don't need this. For the man who has everything, you can still go with the big three and they'll be happy: money, booze, and porn. You can never have to much of any of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtaylor View Post
    We're not that stupid!

    YES WE ARE!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SPD View Post
    The thing is, you don't need this. For the man who has everything, you can still go with the big three and they'll be happy: money, booze, and porn. You can never have to much of any of that.
    I thought it was beer, food and sex..if you are only getting porn SPD you are missing out!
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