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12-18-08, 08:12 AM #1
the gift for the man who has everything???
Burger King Selling Meat-Scented Body Spray
Burger King is on a roll. Or maybe a bun. Just in time for Christmas giving, they're offering something special for rude fast-food dudes.
The chain has debuted “Flame,” a new men’s body spray that promises to make the guys on your Christmas list smell like “flame-broiled” meat. Even if their significant others are offended, their dogs will love them. Cats will worship at their feet. A little spritz before that post Christmas hunting trip will attract carnivorous animals from miles around.
The warped BK marketers are actually selling "Flame" online via Ricky’s, a New York-based costume retailer, for the amazingly low price of $3.99. Go here to place your order. Not available from your nearby drive through. Makes a perfect stocking stuffer for the olfactory challenged in your life.
Rumors that Burger King will offer a body wash that smells like French fries in time for Valentine's Day are unfounded (maybe).
12-18-08, 08:23 AM #2
Everyone loves a man who can cook!
12-18-08, 09:44 AM #3
If it smelled like bacon, I bet men would buy it for their wives and girlfriends.
12-18-08, 09:50 AM #4
12-18-08, 12:49 PM #5
12-18-08, 01:29 PM #6
between that and a little spritz of gun oil, what more could a girl want on their man?'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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12-18-08, 01:32 PM #7
The thing is, you don't need this. For the man who has everything, you can still go with the big three and they'll be happy: money, booze, and porn. You can never have to much of any of that.
12-18-08, 01:55 PM #8
12-19-08, 04:01 AM #9Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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