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12-19-08, 06:02 PM #1
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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Taser + Beer :doh:
WTF was this guy thinking?
YouTube - Getting tazed by my wife'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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12-19-08, 06:16 PM #2
Giggidy... Giggidy..
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wtf was he actually trying to attempt?
dumb.May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.
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12-19-08, 06:51 PM #3
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Ya gotta love rednecks!!
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12-19-08, 08:37 PM #4
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Maybe he thought deep burning desire to avoid wasting even a drop of beer would be enough to overcome the deep burning pain of a tasering?
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12-19-08, 08:41 PM #5
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LOL. Yeah. I've had a bad experience with a taser and too much beer myself. It was only a drive-stun, though.
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12-19-08, 08:54 PM #6
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What an idiot.
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12-19-08, 09:00 PM #7
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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And here I was thinking he was just trying to put that "spark" back into his relationship
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holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
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12-21-08, 12:46 PM #8
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12-21-08, 01:18 PM #9
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I thought he was trying to get the taser to contract his muscles to lean him back so that he could chug the beer. Either way, it was retarded.
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12-21-08, 02:06 PM #10
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I think he should try the same stunt again only the next time he needs to use a shotgun and do us all a favor.
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12-21-08, 02:15 PM #11
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Did someone crap in your Wheaties this morning or do stupid people just make you cranky? hehehe I know that stupid people make me cranky. Originally Posted by Captain America
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12-21-08, 02:29 PM #12
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My Wheaties were crap free just as dumbass's head is brain free. Originally Posted by irishmick
Did someone crap in your Wheaties this morning or do stupid people just make you cranky? hehehe I know that stupid people make me cranky.
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"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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12-21-08, 02:53 PM #13
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I wonder how people like that even manage to breathe sometimes. Originally Posted by Captain America
My Wheaties were crap free just as dumbass's head is brain free.--"D.B.A.D." --Me
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12-21-08, 02:58 PM #14
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Well Mick , it just goes to show you what will happen when a redneck has too much time on his hands , too much beer in his system and a deep desire to impress his girlfriend/sister. Originally Posted by irishmick
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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12-21-08, 03:11 PM #15
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Originally Posted by Captain America
Well Mick , it just goes to show you what will happen when a redneck has too much time on his hands , too much beer in his system and a deep desire to impress his girlfriend/sister.
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12-21-08, 03:20 PM #16
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It almost looks like his knee bent backwards his leg was locked up so bad.
That seems like the sort of video that could get a cop fired, though.
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12-21-08, 03:36 PM #17
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Nope, not me. I don't drink.
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12-21-08, 05:19 PM #18
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