What's the worst movie you've seen?

**keith720** · 12-20-08, 12:10 AM

What is the all-time, number 1 stinker movie that you've seen? We just watched "Funny Games," and I felt like swallowing my pistol at the end. I could name a few others, but this one really stunk.

**Shoestring** · 12-20-08, 12:17 AM

Welcome to Mooseport

Wife wanted me to watch it with her a few years back, and by the end she wanted to eat my pistol

and I didnt mind, Oh and the movie sucked really really bad

**Ducky** · 12-20-08, 01:17 AM

I vote for anything with or by Woody Allen. About 15 minutes into any of his work, I feel like shooting him myself.

**Morris** · 12-20-08, 01:23 AM

Howard the Duck.

**Ducky** · 12-20-08, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by Morris

Howard the Duck.

I've never been able to sit all the way through that one, something always distracts me away. Sounds like a good thing.

**irishmick** · 12-20-08, 02:05 AM

A History of Violence. I hated that movie and wanted my time back.

**ChesCopPodz** · 12-20-08, 07:08 AM

Club Dread

**Jenna** · 12-20-08, 07:11 AM

"Meet Dave," about tiny aliens operating a human-sized robot that looked like Eddie Murphy.

I thought it would be funny since it was about sleeper programs in a cybernetic brain

, but all its humor kept falling flat.

I was a captive audience, as I saw it on a plane.

**pac201** · 12-20-08, 07:15 AM

little big man...nuff said.

**kcnuke** · 12-20-08, 07:29 AM

I would have to say the "Blair Witch Project", we went to the theatre to see it, with them running around with the camera I almost had to take dramamine. It was so bad, we left halfway through the movie. I liked the remake better "the Bare Wench Project", that was just funny.

**Buttercup** · 12-20-08, 07:54 AM

"Intersection," with Richard Gere, but "Howard the Duck" is a close second.

**Retdetsgt** · 12-20-08, 09:18 AM

Kill Bill with Woody Harrelson. Any of the Halloween series, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc. I hate movies with that much violence just for the sake of gore. I think those kind of movies have anesthetized people to the real thing.

Over the years at work, I saw people go from being outraged and frightened by driveby shootings to just shrugging their shoulders. Too much exposure to that stuff ain't good for us.

**Ace** · 12-20-08, 09:26 AM

Navy Seals 2. Absolutley the worst movie of all time in all categories, acting directing, script, etc...

**bayern** · 12-20-08, 09:50 AM

Anything with Michael Moore or the Revisionist Historian Oliver Stone.

**SPD** · 12-20-08, 10:19 AM

Ishtar.

**IndianaFuzz** · 12-20-08, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by kcnuke

I would have to say the "Blair Witch Project", we went to the theatre to see it, with them running around with the camera I almost had to take dramamine. It was so bad, we left halfway through the movie. I liked the remake better "the Bare Wench Project", that was just funny.

Are you kidding? That is one of my favorites. It's supposed to be all shaky like that. It's supposed to make you think that it really was just those three students going into the woods for the weekend shooting a school project. That's what I like about it, it feels way more real than any scary movie I've ever seen. Oh well, different strokes for different folks.

**Odd** · 12-20-08, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by SPD

Ishtar.

So you're the one who saw it!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was rubbish. Lots of people enjoyed it, but I had to turn it off. It was like watching a HS production of a great play being done based on a stoner's recollection of the Cliff Notes version he read while using it for rolling papers.

**IndianaFuzz** · 12-20-08, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Retdetsgt

Kill Bill with Woody Harrelson. Any of the Halloween series, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc. I hate movies with that much violence just for the sake of gore. I think those kind of movies have anesthetized people to the real thing.

Over the years at work, I saw people go from being outraged and frightened by driveby shootings to just shrugging their shoulders. Too much exposure to that stuff ain't good for us.

I agree with the point about how so much violence in movies can affect some people. But I do love the Kill Bill movies and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I love action movies, and the more out there, often means the better to me. I love scary movies, and with the exception of the Blair Witch Project (see above posting from me), the ones that are so nasty they just flat out freak me out are the best ones to me. Luckily that hasn't turned me into an over-violent maniac.

**snuffy2202** · 12-20-08, 12:04 PM

Anything by Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell

**Ace** · 12-20-08, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz

Are you kidding? That is one of my favorites. It's supposed to be all shaky like that. It's supposed to make you think that it really was just those three students going into the woods for the weekend shooting a school project. That's what I like about it, it feels way more real than any scary movie I've ever seen. Oh well, different strokes for different folks.

I completely agree with you, it was one of the few movies I have ever found to be "scary."