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12-20-08, 01:10 AM #1
What's the worst movie you've seen?
What is the all-time, number 1 stinker movie that you've seen? We just watched "Funny Games," and I felt like swallowing my pistol at the end. I could name a few others, but this one really stunk.For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
12-20-08, 01:17 AM #2
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Wife wanted me to watch it with her a few years back, and by the end she wanted to eat my pistol and I didnt mind, Oh and the movie sucked really really badSomebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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12-20-08, 02:17 AM #3
I vote for anything with or by Woody Allen. About 15 minutes into any of his work, I feel like shooting him myself.
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Howard the Duck.
12-20-08, 02:28 AM #5
12-20-08, 03:05 AM #6
A History of Violence. I hated that movie and wanted my time back.
12-20-08, 08:08 AM #7
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12-20-08, 08:11 AM #8
"Meet Dave," about tiny aliens operating a human-sized robot that looked like Eddie Murphy. I thought it would be funny since it was about sleeper programs in a cybernetic brain , but all its humor kept falling flat. I was a captive audience, as I saw it on a plane.
12-20-08, 08:15 AM #9
little big man...nuff said.Job security...
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12-20-08, 08:29 AM #10
I would have to say the "Blair Witch Project", we went to the theatre to see it, with them running around with the camera I almost had to take dramamine. It was so bad, we left halfway through the movie. I liked the remake better "the Bare Wench Project", that was just funny.
12-20-08, 08:54 AM #11
"Intersection," with Richard Gere, but "Howard the Duck" is a close second.
12-20-08, 10:18 AM #12
Kill Bill with Woody Harrelson. Any of the Halloween series, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, etc. I hate movies with that much violence just for the sake of gore. I think those kind of movies have anesthetized people to the real thing.
Over the years at work, I saw people go from being outraged and frightened by driveby shootings to just shrugging their shoulders. Too much exposure to that stuff ain't good for us.When I used to be somebody (I'm center top)
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12-20-08, 10:26 AM #13
Navy Seals 2. Absolutley the worst movie of all time in all categories, acting directing, script, etc...RIP Sarah Noll~11-8-87 to 4-17-08
12-20-08, 10:50 AM #14
Anything with Michael Moore or the Revisionist Historian Oliver Stone.
12-20-08, 11:19 AM #15
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12-20-08, 11:30 AM #17
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was rubbish. Lots of people enjoyed it, but I had to turn it off. It was like watching a HS production of a great play being done based on a stoner's recollection of the Cliff Notes version he read while using it for rolling papers.
12-20-08, 11:31 AM #18CHIRP! CHIRP!
12-20-08, 01:04 PM #19
Anything by Adam Sandler or Will FerrellThe strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government.
That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants.” – Jeff Cooper'
12-20-08, 02:05 PM #20
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