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12-26-08, 11:34 PM #1
I got my best Christmas gift ever!!!
I found out that I'm going to be a dad!!!!The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.
At communion, when the priest says "Body of Christ", I say "Thanks, I've been working out", then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat
An amateur practices until he gets it right. A professional practices until he cant get it wrong.
They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction. Those bastards won't get away this time.
12-26-08, 11:38 PM #2
12-27-08, 01:27 AM #3
Congrats!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
12-27-08, 02:30 AM #4
Congrats on getting laid in your marriage!
12-27-08, 02:38 AM #5
Congrats!\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
12-27-08, 03:13 AM #6
12-27-08, 06:31 AM #7
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
12-27-08, 07:16 AM #8
Great news. Congradulations!Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
12-27-08, 08:27 AM #9
Congratulations!Arm the sheep!
12-27-08, 11:17 AM #10
Congrats! I am 7 months into fatherhood and wouldn't trade it for anything."The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of its blessings; the inherent vice of Socialism is the equal sharing of its miseries." -Winston Churchill
12-27-08, 12:24 PM #11
12-27-08, 12:25 PM #12
Congrats!Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
12-27-08, 01:29 PM #13
you'll love it - got my second one brewing in the oven now - and loving every minute of being "daddy"
just watch out for the Magic Shell covered pickles... they smell like ass on a stick - but the womenfolk seem to love it =/-=Twan007
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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12-27-08, 01:37 PM #14
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12-27-08, 02:52 PM #15
I hate to sound like someone else on here but congrats on your fully functioning plumbing!CHIRP! CHIRP!
12-27-08, 02:54 PM #16
"Stupid should hurt."
12-27-08, 03:03 PM #17
Congrats! now go stock up on pampers" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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12-27-08, 03:09 PM #18
12-27-08, 05:30 PM #19
umm. hang onto your wallet'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
12-27-08, 07:04 PM #20
Congratulations!Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.
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