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    MAD DOG CALL/long sorry

    OK,we are the only thing close to animal control in our parish.Today I get a call of a Beagle that has chased a woman out of her house and tried to bite her several times.Anyone that has been around a beagle knows it is the MOST docile dog going,almost timid,as I am enroute ,I am thinking "if this thing looks like it is getting ready for a shave"(foamy mouth),it is getting one right behind the ear"

    I get there and the comp. meets me and tells me the story,she heard a racket in her washroom,which is right outside her kitchen door.She opens the door to check and this crazed beagle rushes into her house.It apparently has one of those shock collars used for training,and apparently it is shorted out causing the dog to freak out.It has knocked over her Christmas tree,broke glass in her bathroom,tried to bite her 4 times when she approached it,and now she has no idea where in the house it is .

    Enter brave dep.Mav,locate the dog behind her couch,peeing all over itself,but not as aggresive,I figure the collar finally gave up the ghost,but aint reaching down.Get a length of rope from my trunk ,fashion a loop and hook the dog and get it outside,tail between legs,(YEAH,YOU KNOW I'M DA MAN),see a collar with a name plate,and lo and behold it is one of our very own DTF agents,have dispatch call him and he is there in 5 minutes(he lives a 100 yards away through the woods),I explain to him I think the collar may have shorted out.

    He acts pissed in front of comp. and says he just got them and it must be defective cause you can hear his other dogs still on his property,and theirs are working.He apologizes and offers to pay for any damage(she declines).

    NOW,the good part(I know finally)as we are walking back to our cars he states that there was nothing wrong with the collar,when he saw the dog missing he kept hitting the shock button trying to get it to come back and all the time it was terrorizing this woman

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    OMG Thats tragically funny!!!!
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    Poor Snoopy!


    The first time I read Mavriktu's story I thought the dog belonged to the woman and was puzzled. Then I re-read it and realized the full extent of the hilarity--a random stranger dog just jumped into her house and terrorized her! Awesome, just like in a Stephen King novel!

    So what's a DTF agent?

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    Wow, that's just funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Poor Snoopy!



    So why did the DTF agent think the dog was missing if it was supposed to be living with the woman? Why would he have the controls to the shock collar? And why would shocking it get it to go back? And what's a DTF agent?
    Dept of Tobacco and Firearms, maybe? Use your imagination, Jenna.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Dept of Tobacco and Firearms, maybe? Use your imagination, Jenna.
    My imagination? Well let's see...

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    OY! The force is strong with this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    OY! The force is strong with this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    as we are walking back to our cars he states that there was nothing wrong with the collar,when he saw the dog missing he kept hitting the shock button trying to get it to come back and all the time it was terrorizing this woman
    The ingratitude of this beagle is extraordinary. Why would it ever seek to escape the protective sanctuary such a caring owner as this has created?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Drug Task Force
    Oh OK, that too.

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    I knew it was some kind of Force.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    I knew it was some kind of Force.
    Dogging The Force!

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    It could have been "Dog Tasing Fool" given the story.
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    OMG I have created a monster, a Jenna monster. Does anyone have a shock collar for Jenna? Down Girl, Go Back Home!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    OMG I have created a monster, a Jenna monster. Does anyone have a shock collar for Jenna? Down Girl, Go Back Home!
    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    It could have been "Dog Tasing Fool" given the story.
    Now I've got Maclean telling Jenna-style jokes! I'm a sleeper program in everyone's cybernetic brains! Resistance is futile!

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    Good story Mav, but that guy sounds like he should have his dog taken away. That's not how you treat a dog, and doing that completely reduces the effectiveness of using a shock collar for training. What a tool bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Good story Mav, but that guy sounds like he should have his dog taken away. That's not how you treat a dog, and doing that completely reduces the effectiveness of using a shock collar for training. What a tool bag.
    I can tell those dogs in jmur5074's avatar disapprove of the Dog Tasing Fool's approach.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074 View Post
    Good story Mav, but that guy sounds like he should have his dog taken away. That's not how you treat a dog, and doing that completely reduces the effectiveness of using a shock collar for training. What a tool bag.
    Actually,he takes very good care of his dogs.Since the other 5 collars were working so well and this one apparently wasn't he was doing the "man" thing,click it-bang it against the wall,click it,-shake it some,sumthins gotta make the damn thing work,right??

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    I nearly peed myself when I finished the story but I see the dog already did so I won't have to.
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