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    WHERE DID WE GO WRONG

    This is the hostess for an Italian TV talk show.















    This is the hostess for an American TV talk show.






    Where in the hell did America go wrong?

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    This is why I watch all of the mexican channels so much. I don't know what the hell they are talking about, but they have some hot women!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    This is why I watch all of the mexican channels so much. I don't know what the hell they are talking about, but they have some hot women!
    I agree, I don't even know what the american talk shows are saying either
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    Wow, I want to find the person that designed that dress and thank them!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    This is why I watch all of the mexican channels so much. I don't know what the hell they are talking about, but they have some hot women!
    My wife always asks me "why are you always watching Univision and Telemundo." I tell her it's so I can polish my spanish language skills. It's really so I can polish my knob later on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    My wife always asks me "why are you always watching Univision and Telemundo." I tell her it's so I can polish my spanish language skills. It's really so I can polish my knob later on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    My wife always asks me "why are you always watching Univision and Telemundo." I tell her it's so I can polish my spanish language skills. It's really so I can polish my knob later on.
    Wow...sucks to be your wife.
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    The women on the Spanish television channels are hot has hell, and know how to dress too. Its the reason I dont mind my wife watching those Telenovelas so much!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishmick View Post
    Wow...sucks to be your wife.
    I commend you on your great use of smiley faces.

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    rep sent to Captain America and Irishmick on their genius smilies!!!!!!!!!!!
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    LOL too funny
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