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    Ok who let Grandma out of the home?! (Possibly not work safe)

    This is what happens when Granny sneaks off to Atlantic City for the weekend.


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    Good lord!

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    I think I just lost my lunch.

    And I haven't even had lunch yet.

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    That is just plain NASTY!!!!
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    I think I just creamed my pants. HOT!

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    I know one of you guys in here would hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    I know one of you guys in here would hit it.
    WOULD hit it? Hell, I hit last night, and I'm gonna hit it again tonight, twice! She's bringing along a friend from her bridge club too.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    WOULD hit it? Hell, I hit last night, and I'm gonna hit it again tonight, twice! She's bringing along a friend from her bridge club too.
    Your peepee is gonna fall off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    Your peepee is gonna fall off.
    Look, I swear its just a rash. It goes away!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    OK, that's a bit much. And I feel for her artist who had to spend THAT much time in THOSE areas. But at least her colors look good, she's been staying out of the sun.
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    Think she might have some issues????
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    Oh my....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TattoodDucky
    OK, that's a bit much. And I feel for her artist who had to spend THAT much time in THOSE areas.
    Are you kidding? We're talkin' DOUBLE OVERTIME prices for that work!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Gross!!!! Eewwww...I'm sooo lucky, she's not my grandmama. Yuck!
    I SEE NEKKED PEOPLE! AIN'T SKEERED!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    Are you kidding? We're talkin' DOUBLE OVERTIME prices for that work!
    I don't think any amount of ovetime would cover that, I think I have PTSD just from seeing that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bosco3379
    *Is scarred for life*
    Awww, calm down, calm down Bosco. Don't worry. Here's a tissue.



    Be glad, she's NOT our grandmamma. I'm sure that grandmama belongs to LasVegasOC. I just saw her walk with him and telling him about how lovely the art is.
    I SEE NEKKED PEOPLE! AIN'T SKEERED!!!!!

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    That is unbelievable BUT at least there is something to look at while laying down. It would take awhile to locate some parts, should have got some tats with sports stats so we could read while we act... What is SO FUNNY is that she would probably kill anyone of us. I am just worried about my balls with those wierd things hanging down on her. Like the earlier writer, there will ALWAYS be one cop that would hit it!! Take care and Be safe all!!

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    That looks a bit like Phyillis Diller before her last 100,000 mile overhaul - They musta gave her the Delux Maaco paint job because her chassis was a little rusty.

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    That is not work safe!
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