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    Exclamation Going for my Black Tights Secret Ninja Rank soon...wish me luck!

    There's a part of my life that I've failed to share with most of you. But now is the appropriate time to reveal this part of me to the world. You see, I'm no ordinary man.............I'm a ninja.

    I've been a ninja for approximately 5 years. I've only been in the master ranks for approximately two years, however. But don't let my overall lack of experience fool you. Overall, in my short time I have climbed the ranks rather quickly. Under the tutelage of Mr. Miyagi I have become a double black belt in Akido, a black belt in Ninjitsu, and an expert ninja star thrower. I assure you that's no small feat. I wax on and off so well that washing mirrors is now a natural motion. Right now I'm what they refer to as a 'Blue Tights Ninja,' which in the secret ninja ranks refers to the second highest ninja status you can attain. Basically, that means I wear blue ninja tights with a blue belt. However, my face is not completely covered (although I do wear a standard ninja hood).

    I'm going to the Master Ninja Ceremony in March to obtain my 'Black Tights Ninja' status, which is the highest secret ninja rank you can have. It's truly an honor. Currently, there are only 6 'Black Tights Ninjas" in the entire world. 'Black Tights Ninjas' are a different breed. They wear full dress, with there face totally covered, except there eyes. They carry a ninja sword on there back sharp enough to cut your head off with one swing. They can literally kill you with there there thumb and forefinger. They are the ninja elite. You never see them, you only hear rumors of them, much like Big Foot and Sasquatch. This is truly a dream of mine, and I am so close to obtaining this goal, but one thing is holding me back.

    My 720 degree spinning heel kick is not up to par. A 'Black Tights Ninja' is required to maintain 99.99% accuracy with all ninja moves, where as I have thus carried an accuracy with this particular move of 99.98%. I am 1/10 of a percent away from my dream. I've decided I will do whatever it takes to accomplish this goal. I will be going on a journey to Tibet, where I will do some soul searching and return to my ninja roots.

    Please wish me the best of luck. This won't be easy, but I know I can do it. I CAN be 'Black Tights Ninja" number 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K9brando View Post
    You must be really bored tonight!!!!!
    I'm not bored. I've actually been practicing some basic ninja karate chops tonight. I literally cut my toenails....with my karate chops.

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    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Don't tell Jenna. She'll be talking to the Ninjas for hours.


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    Um...hey, good luck with that, Term.







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    IndianaFuzz, you might want to be careful posting pictures of one of the rare Black Tights Ninjas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    I wax on and off so well that washing mirrors is now a natural motion.
    Is that what you are calling it now-a-days? wow, now we get to the bottom of what this is really about.
    I'm ready for spring!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Don't tell Jenna. She'll be talking to the Ninjas for hours.
    Too late!

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    I only have one question............Is the mall going to give you the time off for your trip to Tibet??????































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