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    Shoestring is offline Please dont check the trunk...
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    NSFW FoxNews explains Donkey Punch

    NSFW but funny as hell!

    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

    "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

    The views, opinions, stupid off the cuff comments, mouthy, obnoxious, thoughtless, etc etc etc are not always or even some of the time the belief of my department, so bugger off!

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    I'd donkey punch that female newscaster.

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    Bonus points if anyone knows what a Dirty Sanchez is.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

    "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway

    The opinions given in my signatures & threads DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Five-0" on Officerresource.com

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    Lmao. Gotta love Patrice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Bonus points if anyone knows what a Dirty Sanchez is.
    I know, but it's definitely NSFW
    The views expressed in the above post are the sole opinion of the author and do not reflect any official position by the author's employer and/or municipality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Bonus points if anyone knows what a Dirty Sanchez is.
    How many points? I know it. And the blumpkin, the white zombie, angry pirate, cleveland steamer, hot karl, and many others. A few years ago going to Urban Dictionary became popular around my PD. We all gave each other nicknames off that site.

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    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPD View Post
    How many points? I know it. And the blumpkin, the white zombie, angry pirate, cleveland steamer, hot karl, and many others. A few years ago going to Urban Dictionary became popular around my PD. We all gave each other nicknames off that site.
    One of the guys in my academy class was named "Hot Karl" because his name was Karl.
    CHIRP! CHIRP!

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    Haha why was that crap even being discussed?!
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
    -Winston Churchill

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SPD again.

    Sick Bastards!!!

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

    "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway

    The opinions given in my signatures & threads DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Five-0" on Officerresource.com

 

 

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