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    I don't feel this way very often.

    I'd like to dropkick every motherfucker I see today, especially the ones who don't know there fucking job. Sweet Jesus our job isn't that fucking hard is it?




    I'll quit whining now. I just gotta find a way to dropkick myself now.


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    Hope you feel better!

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    Don't worry nsb, I know how to dropkick. I'll help you later.

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    I'm having a coke and a smile now, so all is good. Kind of. :lol:


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    I'm having a coke and a smile now, so all is good. Kind of. :lol:
    Glad you're feeling better!


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    I still want to dropkick some folks, but the coke is making life more manageable. That and I'm ignoring any non-important radio traffic.


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    Just don't dropkick your coke!

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    Dropkick Murphys?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mtaylor View Post
    Without fail Jenna can find a picture for anything!

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    Can you find a picture of me actually doing my job?


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    Other than that, it's just another day in paradise, huh? Hope it gets better....
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    Thank you sir. Did just get an asschewing for a couple of pictures I drew the other day and completely forgot about.


    Get this, one was a jackolantern and the other was an easter bunny. I was extrememly bored and thought it was funny as hell.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    Get this, one was a jackolantern and the other was an easter bunny. I was extrememly bored and thought it was funny as hell.
    Unfortunately, the things that have gotten me in hot grease were usually the things I thought were hilarious.....

    Many moons ago, I took some highway flares, wrapped electrical tape around them along with an old alarm clock and some wires and taped it to the Sgt's desk. I thought it was pretty obvious it was flares and not the real thing.

    I got into my patrol car and was just about to tell my partner what I did and I saw everyone running out of the precinct and heard the call for the bomb squad. I kept my mouth shut and never told anyone. They even fingerprinted it, but I was wearing my leather gloves.....

    Seemed like a funny idea at the time......
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    Funny how that shit works! I guess it would have been okay, but I posted them on the LT's cork board. The fact that they weren't noticed for 3 days kind of concerns me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Retdetsgt View Post
    Unfortunately, the things that have gotten me in hot grease were usually the things I thought were hilarious.....

    Many moons ago, I took some highway flares, wrapped electrical tape around them along with an old alarm clock and some wires and taped it to the Sgt's desk. I thought it was pretty obvious it was flares and not the real thing.

    I got into my patrol car and was just about to tell my partner what I did and I saw everyone running out of the precinct and heard the call for the bomb squad. I kept my mouth shut and never told anyone. They even fingerprinted it, but I was wearing my leather gloves.....

    Seemed like a funny idea at the time......


    The only thing that would make this funnier is if your partner appears and posts to this thread, "So that was you! Should have known!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    Funny how that shit works! I guess it would have been okay, but I posted them on the LT's cork board. The fact that they weren't noticed for 3 days kind of concerns me.
    I used to have a rubber stamp that said BULLSHIT in letters about an inch high. Whenever I could catch no one looking, I'd stamp it in red ink across chief's, captain's, whoever's orders that were posted every now and then. Drove them nuts.

    I announced I was the culprit at my retirement, but unfortunately all the commanders were long gone......
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    There's been times I felt like he looks!


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