I don't feel this way very often.

**nsb22** · 02-27-09, 09:36 AM

I'd like to dropkick every motherfucker I see today, especially the ones who don't know there fucking job. Sweet Jesus our job isn't that fucking hard is it?

I'll quit whining now. I just gotta find a way to dropkick myself now.

**Jenna** · 02-27-09, 09:38 AM

Hope you feel better!

**kcnuke** · 02-27-09, 09:40 AM

Don't worry nsb, I know how to dropkick. I'll help you later.

**lewisipso** · 02-27-09, 10:17 AM

*whistles*

**nsb22** · 02-27-09, 11:27 AM

I'm having a coke and a smile now, so all is good. Kind of. :lol:

**Jenna** · 02-27-09, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by nsb22

I'm having a coke and a smile now, so all is good. Kind of. :lol:

Glad you're feeling better!

**nsb22** · 02-27-09, 11:34 AM

I still want to dropkick some folks, but the coke is making life more manageable. That and I'm ignoring any non-important radio traffic.

**Jenna** · 02-27-09, 11:36 AM

Just don't dropkick your coke!

**nsb22** · 02-27-09, 11:38 AM

Dropkick Murphys?

**Jenna** · 02-27-09, 11:41 AM

**mtaylor** · 02-27-09, 12:04 PM

Without fail Jenna can find a picture for anything!

**Jenna** · 02-27-09, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by mtaylor

Without fail Jenna can find a picture for anything!

**nsb22** · 02-27-09, 01:18 PM

Can you find a picture of me actually doing my job?

**Retdetsgt** · 02-27-09, 01:19 PM

Other than that, it's just another day in paradise, huh?

Hope it gets better....

**nsb22** · 02-27-09, 01:27 PM

Thank you sir. Did just get an asschewing for a couple of pictures I drew the other day and completely forgot about.

Get this, one was a jackolantern and the other was an easter bunny. I was extrememly bored and thought it was funny as hell.

**Retdetsgt** · 02-27-09, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by nsb22

Get this, one was a jackolantern and the other was an easter bunny. I was extrememly bored and thought it was funny as hell.

Unfortunately, the things that have gotten me in hot grease were usually the things I thought were hilarious.....

Many moons ago, I took some highway flares, wrapped electrical tape around them along with an old alarm clock and some wires and taped it to the Sgt's desk. I thought it was pretty obvious it was flares and not the real thing.

I got into my patrol car and was just about to tell my partner what I did and I saw everyone running out of the precinct and heard the call for the bomb squad.

I kept my mouth shut and never told anyone. They even fingerprinted it, but I was wearing my leather gloves.....

Seemed like a funny idea at the time......

**nsb22** · 02-27-09, 01:46 PM

Funny how that shit works! I guess it would have been okay, but I posted them on the LT's cork board. The fact that they weren't noticed for 3 days kind of concerns me.

**Jenna** · 02-27-09, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Retdetsgt

Unfortunately, the things that have gotten me in hot grease were usually the things I thought were hilarious.....

Many moons ago, I took some highway flares, wrapped electrical tape around them along with an old alarm clock and some wires and taped it to the Sgt's desk. I thought it was pretty obvious it was flares and not the real thing.

I got into my patrol car and was just about to tell my partner what I did and I saw everyone running out of the precinct and heard the call for the bomb squad.

I kept my mouth shut and never told anyone. They even fingerprinted it, but I was wearing my leather gloves.....

Seemed like a funny idea at the time......

The only thing that would make this funnier is if your partner appears and posts to this thread, "So that was you! Should have known!"

**Retdetsgt** · 02-27-09, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by nsb22

Funny how that shit works! I guess it would have been okay, but I posted them on the LT's cork board. The fact that they weren't noticed for 3 days kind of concerns me.

I used to have a rubber stamp that said BULLSHIT in letters about an inch high. Whenever I could catch no one looking, I'd stamp it in red ink across chief's, captain's, whoever's orders that were posted every now and then. Drove them nuts.

I announced I was the culprit at my retirement, but unfortunately all the commanders were long gone......