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    Talking Funniest Note Ever Left On A Car


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    You gotta watch out for clever people named Jack.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Jack better realize that don't fly in my neighborhood. Did I mention I'm the neighborhood watch president?


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    All they need to do is take that note down to CSI headquarters and Jack will be in custody in 40 minutes
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    Haha some people..I don't know how I'd feel if I got that note. It'd deff make me chuckle!
    Not an LEO. But hopefully soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamdude04 View Post
    Haha some people..I don't know how I'd feel if I got that note. It'd deff make me chuckle!
    Not if your car was banged up, I doubt you'd be chuckling.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    All they need to do is take that note down to CSI headquarters and Jack will be in custody in 40 minutes
    Anyone named Jack is far too smart to be caught by CSI.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    Not if your car was banged up, I doubt you'd be chuckling.
    Well yeah if it was just a lil scrape, I probably wouldn't be TOO bent outta shape, still chuckle. If half my truck was trashed, I'd be pissed!!
    Not an LEO. But hopefully soon

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    I'd be more annoyed they chose to "right" down their details. What has become of our schools?!

    Also, "Jack" has girly handwriting.

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    I know he's associated with Perth, Australia and either rented a car from or works for Budget.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    You gotta watch out for clever people named Jack.
    Yes you do! Their brilliance makes them very clever!




 

 

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