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    What are Policemen Made Of?

    I heard this commentary this morning during the coverage of the story revolving around the 5 Birmingham Officers that were fired. I don't think I have ever heard a better description. Click the link for the actual audio courtesy of The Roanoke Cop.



    http://roavapd.blogspot.com/2009/04/policeman.html


    What Are Policemen Made Of? By Paul Harvey
    Don't credit me with the mongrel prose: it has many parents-at least 420,000 of them: Policemen.
    A Policeman is a composite of what all men are, mingling of a saint and sinner, dust and deity.
    Gulled statistics wave the fan over the stinkers, underscore instances of dishonesty and brutality because they are "new". What they really mean is that they are exceptional, unusual, not commonplace.
    Buried under the frost is the fact: Less than one-half of one percent of policemen misfit the uniform. That's a better average than you'd find among clergy!
    What is a policeman made of? He, of all men, is once the most needed and the most unwanted. He's a strangely nameless creature who is "sir" to his face and "fuzz" to his back
    He must be such a diplomat that he can settle differences between individuals so that each will think he won.
    But...If the policeman is neat, he's conceited; if he's careless, he's a bum. If he's pleasant, he's flirting;if not, he's a grouch.
    He must make an instant decision which would require months for a lawyer to make.
    But...If he hurries, he's careless; if he's deliberate, he's lazy. He must be first to an accident and infallible with his diagnosis. He must be able to start breathing, stop bleeding, tie splints and, above all, be sure the victim goes home without a limp. Or expect to be sued.
    The police officer must know every gun, draw on the run, and hit where it doesn't hurt.He must be able to whip two men twice his size and half his age without damaging his uniform and without being "brutal". If you hit him, he's a coward. If he hits you, he's a bully.
    A policeman must know everything-and not tell. He must know where all the sin is and not partake.
    A policeman must, from a single strand of hair, be able to describe the crime, the weapon and the criminal- and tell you where the criminal is hiding.
    But...If he catches the criminal, he's lucky; if he doesn't, he's a dunce. If he gets promoted, he has political pull; if he doesn't, he's a dullard. The policeman must chase a bum lead to a dead-end, stake out ten nights to tag one witness who saw it happen-but refused to remember.
    The policeman must be a minister, a social worker, a diplomat, a tough guy and a gentleman.
    And, of course, he'd have to be genius....For he will have to feed a family on a policeman's salary.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

    "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway

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    Great post.




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    Rep sent. Outstanding post.

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    Very Nice!!!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    I love me some Paul Harvey -

    outstanding post
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    I love listening to Paul Harvey. He did it RIGHT! You know his dad was a cop, right?


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    Great post!

 

 

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