Results 1 to 20 of 44
Thread: I am...Reverend Terminator
LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks-
05-27-09, 12:20 AM #1
BANNED
- Join Date
- 12-03-05
- Location
- None of your business
- Posts
- 16,064
- Rep Power
- 0
I am...Reverend Terminator
That's right. Your dear old Terminator becomes an official ordained Reverend next month. When it's official I will post my certificate and then you will all bow to me! Okay, kidding about the bowing part....but not really.
-
05-27-09, 12:24 AM #2
Officer First Class
Supporting Member Lvl 3- Join Date
- 05-20-06
- Location
- Ceres, CA
- Posts
- 4,965
- Rep Power
- 1168979
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
-
05-27-09, 12:32 AM #3
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
Supporting Member Lvl 3
Verified LEO
Site Moderator- Join Date
- 06-16-08
- Location
- Fled the Emerald Triangle
- Posts
- 10,405
- Rep Power
- 3668296
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
-
05-27-09, 12:35 AM #4
First Class Private
Verified LEO- Join Date
- 09-19-08
- Location
- So Cal
- Posts
- 290
- Rep Power
- 169616
Seriously? Ya know what they say about shrinks....does the same apply to clergy?
Congrats!
-
05-27-09, 12:44 AM #5
Former & Future Reserve Officer
- Join Date
- 12-29-05
- Location
- Dallas Area
- Posts
- 5,528
- Rep Power
- 3224907
Is this for real? If so, congratulations!
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.
-
05-27-09, 12:48 AM #6
BANNED
- Join Date
- 12-03-05
- Location
- None of your business
- Posts
- 16,064
- Rep Power
- 0
Originally Posted by TXCharlie
It is. Once my certificate and credentials arrive, I will post it.
-
05-27-09, 12:50 AM #7
sheep
Premium Lifetime Member- Join Date
- 06-11-06
- Posts
- 23,173
- Rep Power
- 4623677
-
05-27-09, 12:52 AM #8
O/R Gun mod
Verified LEO
Super Moderator- Join Date
- 09-05-07
- Location
- Washington State
- Posts
- 11,664
- Rep Power
- 4440951
Hell boss, I've performed two weddings already. Originally Posted by Terminator
That's right. Your dear old Terminator becomes an official ordained Reverend next month. When it's official I will post my certificate and then you will all bow to me! Okay, kidding about the bowing part....but not really.I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
-
05-27-09, 01:08 AM #9
First Class Private
Verified LEO
- Join Date
- 09-19-08
- Location
- So Cal
- Posts
- 290
- Rep Power
- 169616
And I've performed 2 divorces
-
05-27-09, 01:13 AM #10
O/R Gun mod
Verified LEO
Super Moderator- Join Date
- 09-05-07
- Location
- Washington State
- Posts
- 11,664
- Rep Power
- 4440951
Don't confuse "performed" with "was cast as the leading man." Originally Posted by IMachU
And I've performed 2 divorces
I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
-
05-27-09, 01:19 AM #11
Officer First Class
Supporting Member Lvl 3
- Join Date
- 05-20-06
- Location
- Ceres, CA
- Posts
- 4,965
- Rep Power
- 1168979
So, has anyone preformed last rites?
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
-
05-27-09, 05:57 AM #12
Major
Verified LEO- Join Date
- 10-06-07
- Location
- Heaven on Earth
- Posts
- 4,054
- Rep Power
- 1288639
Damn Maclean I tried to rep you for that but it said I must spread some rep around. Originally Posted by maclean
Don't confuse "performed" with "was cast as the leading man."
Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
-
05-27-09, 08:52 AM #13
Master Officer
Verified LEO- Join Date
- 03-31-09
- Location
- Metro-Atlanta
- Posts
- 277
- Rep Power
- 175187
I got him. Originally Posted by Wolven
Damn Maclean I tried to rep you for that but it said I must spread some rep around.Be kind, be courteous . . .
and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
-
05-27-09, 12:05 PM #14
K-9 Officer
Verified LEO
Site Moderator- Join Date
- 06-15-06
- Location
- So. Florida
- Posts
- 5,312
- Rep Power
- 1659671
So we were right all along..........you do like young fat boys!!
Congrats"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
-Ronald Reagan
" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
(author unknown)
The statements posted by BigDawg DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, or procedures of the author's employing agency. These statements are the personal opinions of BigDawg only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the user name of BigDawg. The opinions expressed by BigDawg are protected by the 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. BigDawg’s messages are intended to invoke thought and discussion among the "Officer Resources" forum community and may not necessarily reflect the opinion of the author. BigDawg’s posts and any attachments are intended for an adult audience (18+) and may contain strong language, sexual content, nudity, violence, and may be graphic in nature. Some material may be considered offensive; reader discretion is advised. Please note that many of BigDawg’s posts are intended for entertainment value only. BigDawg’s posts are not intended to be used where prohibited by law. Furthermore, BigDawg's posts, and any attachments, may contain information covered by the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 18 U.S.C. 2510-2521, and is confidential and proprietary in nature. If you are not the intended recipient, please be advised that you are legally prohibited from retaining, using, copying, distributing, or otherwise disclosing this information in any manner.
-
05-27-09, 06:34 PM #15
Crazilicious
- Join Date
- 12-21-06
- Location
- cornville
- Posts
- 2,444
- Rep Power
- 395046
In the Church of Beer?
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
-- Ambrose Redmoon
The views and postings of NSB22 are in no way shared or supported by NSB22's employers.
-
05-27-09, 06:40 PM #16
BANNED
- Join Date
- 12-03-05
- Location
- None of your business
- Posts
- 16,064
- Rep Power
- 0
Originally Posted by nsb22
Jesus told me you're going to hell. SO THERE.
-
05-27-09, 07:19 PM #17
Fact: sharks love cheeseburgers
Verified LEO- Join Date
- 12-25-05
- Location
- Alabama
- Posts
- 373
- Rep Power
- 1786139
-
05-27-09, 10:41 PM #18
Former & Future Reserve Officer
- Join Date
- 12-29-05
- Location
- Dallas Area
- Posts
- 5,528
- Rep Power
- 3224907
Maybe if you called the Prez, he'd make you the official White House Chaplin - I hear there's an opening
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.
-
05-28-09, 12:18 PM #19
Site Administrator
Verified LEO- Join Date
- 02-11-05
- Posts
- 20,388
- Rep Power
- 8592408
Term I hope that if you are going to be a "man" of the cloth that you will change your ways. Maybe your first job can be to save yourself!
-
05-28-09, 03:05 PM #20
Master Officer
Supporting Member Lvl 1- Join Date
- 04-16-06
- Location
- UK
- Posts
- 1,353
- Rep Power
- 2919785
Reca - that was so funny! I tried to rep you but apparently I've got to spread it around first!
Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.
Reply With Quote
Thread Information
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Bookmarks