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    Exclamation I am...Reverend Terminator

    That's right. Your dear old Terminator becomes an official ordained Reverend next month. When it's official I will post my certificate and then you will all bow to me! Okay, kidding about the bowing part....but not really.

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    Seriously? Ya know what they say about shrinks....does the same apply to clergy? Congrats!

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    Is this for real? If so, congratulations!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Is this for real? If so, congratulations!

    It is. Once my certificate and credentials arrive, I will post it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    That's right. Your dear old Terminator becomes an official ordained Reverend next month. When it's official I will post my certificate and then you will all bow to me! Okay, kidding about the bowing part....but not really.
    Hell boss, I've performed two weddings already.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
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    And I've performed 2 divorces

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    Quote Originally Posted by IMachU View Post
    And I've performed 2 divorces
    Don't confuse "performed" with "was cast as the leading man."
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    So, has anyone preformed last rites?


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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Don't confuse "performed" with "was cast as the leading man."
    Damn Maclean I tried to rep you for that but it said I must spread some rep around.
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    Damn Maclean I tried to rep you for that but it said I must spread some rep around.
    I got him.
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    So we were right all along..........you do like young fat boys!!















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    In the Church of Beer?


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    In the Church of Beer?

    Jesus told me you're going to hell. SO THERE.

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    They did an episode of "Family Guy" on this, right?







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    Term I hope that if you are going to be a "man" of the cloth that you will change your ways. Maybe your first job can be to save yourself!


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