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06-12-09, 10:11 PM #1
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06-12-09, 10:15 PM #2
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06-12-09, 10:18 PM #3
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Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green?
Why do you want to be asked so many questions?
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06-12-09, 10:28 PM #4
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Originally Posted by pgg
If I knew that, I'd be independently wealthy.
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06-12-09, 10:37 PM #5
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Originally Posted by CTR man
Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green?
Why do you want to be asked so many questions?
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.Why is the sky blue?
Like many plants, most species of grass produce a bright pigment called chlorophyll. Chorophyll absorbs blue light (high energy, short wavelengths) and red light (low energy, longer wavelengths) well, but mostly reflects green light, which accounts for your lawn's color.Why is grass green?
I'm bored.Why do you want to be asked so many questions?
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06-12-09, 10:49 PM #6
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Who was Cain's wife?
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Ahh, the biblical million dollar question. That one's above me. I do know skeptics of the bible have used Cain’s wife time and again to try to discredit the book of Genesis as a true historical record. Originally Posted by countybear
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I'll bet it was his sister. Didn't Adam and Eve have other children? Originally Posted by countybear
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The Bible does not specifically say who Cain’s wife was, of course. The only possible answer was that Cain's wife was his sister or niece or great-niece, etc. It's reasonable to say Adam and Eve surely had given birth to more children than just Cain and Abel at the time Abel was killed. They definitely had many more children later, which you can read about in Genesis. The fact that Cain was scared for his own life after he killed Abel that there were likely many other children and perhaps even grandchildren of Adam and Eve already living at that time. Cain's wife was a daughter or granddaughter of Adam and Eve. Originally Posted by CTR man
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06-13-09, 12:59 AM #10
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Dear Reverend Terminator.
I hope you can help with my personal problem. Ever since I retired, I have found myself masturbating about 10 to 12 times a day. It is realy beginning to cramp my yardwork and household chores. My wife complains that she can never get into the bathroom when she needs to and our water bill is completely out of hand. My dogs are beginning to look at me funny and my fluid intake has gone up substantially.
I am hoping that you might have some advice....the grass is getting to tall to mow and my wife wonders why she can't get any action anymore.
Please help.
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Originally Posted by Car 4
Dear Reverend Terminator.
I hope you can help with my personal problem. Ever since I retired, I have found myself masturbating about 10 to 12 times a day. It is realy beginning to cramp my yardwork and household chores. My wife complains that she can never get into the bathroom when she needs to and our water bill is completely out of hand. My dogs are beginning to look at me funny and my fluid intake has gone up substantially.
I am hoping that you might have some advice....the grass is getting to tall to mow and my wife wonders why she can't get any action anymore.
Please help.
Car 4
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My advice would be to stop lying. At your age, there's no way you can get it up.
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06-13-09, 01:51 AM #12
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Military chaplain. Originally Posted by sgtbear111
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06-13-09, 10:22 AM #14
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Are you really as scary as your avatar?
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06-13-09, 11:32 AM #15
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Originally Posted by Jenna
Are you really as scary as your avatar?
Only if you personally attack me, my close friends, or family.
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06-13-09, 02:10 PM #16
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What kind of theological training did you have to complete to become a "reverend"?
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Please explain
Please explain why Joseph could not have been the father of Jesus according to scriptural lineage.
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06-13-09, 06:16 PM #18
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Which religious authors/thinkers have had the greatest influence on you?
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I'm guessing Jackson and Sharpton. Originally Posted by GASheepdog
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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