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    Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green?

    Why do you want to be asked so many questions?


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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    What are next weeks winning lotto numbers?

    If I knew that, I'd be independently wealthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green?

    Why do you want to be asked so many questions?

    Why is the sky blue?
    The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

    Why is grass green?
    Like many plants, most species of grass produce a bright pigment called chlorophyll. Chorophyll absorbs blue light (high energy, short wavelengths) and red light (low energy, longer wavelengths) well, but mostly reflects green light, which accounts for your lawn's color.

    Why do you want to be asked so many questions?
    I'm bored.

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    Who was Cain's wife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Who was Cain's wife?
    Ahh, the biblical million dollar question. That one's above me. I do know skeptics of the bible have used Cainís wife time and again to try to discredit the book of Genesis as a true historical record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Who was Cain's wife?
    I'll bet it was his sister. Didn't Adam and Eve have other children?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    I'll bet it was his sister. Didn't Adam and Eve have other children?
    The Bible does not specifically say who Cainís wife was, of course. The only possible answer was that Cain's wife was his sister or niece or great-niece, etc. It's reasonable to say Adam and Eve surely had given birth to more children than just Cain and Abel at the time Abel was killed. They definitely had many more children later, which you can read about in Genesis. The fact that Cain was scared for his own life after he killed Abel that there were likely many other children and perhaps even grandchildren of Adam and Eve already living at that time. Cain's wife was a daughter or granddaughter of Adam and Eve.

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    Dear Reverend Terminator.

    I hope you can help with my personal problem. Ever since I retired, I have found myself masturbating about 10 to 12 times a day. It is realy beginning to cramp my yardwork and household chores. My wife complains that she can never get into the bathroom when she needs to and our water bill is completely out of hand. My dogs are beginning to look at me funny and my fluid intake has gone up substantially.

    I am hoping that you might have some advice....the grass is getting to tall to mow and my wife wonders why she can't get any action anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Car 4 View Post
    Dear Reverend Terminator.

    I hope you can help with my personal problem. Ever since I retired, I have found myself masturbating about 10 to 12 times a day. It is realy beginning to cramp my yardwork and household chores. My wife complains that she can never get into the bathroom when she needs to and our water bill is completely out of hand. My dogs are beginning to look at me funny and my fluid intake has gone up substantially.

    I am hoping that you might have some advice....the grass is getting to tall to mow and my wife wonders why she can't get any action anymore.

    Please help.


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    My advice would be to stop lying. At your age, there's no way you can get it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sgtbear111 View Post
    What is a sky pilot ?
    Military chaplain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Are you really as scary as your avatar?

    Only if you personally attack me, my close friends, or family.

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    Please explain

    Please explain why Joseph could not have been the father of Jesus according to scriptural lineage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GASheepdog View Post
    Which religious authors/thinkers have had the greatest influence on you?
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