Results 1 to 20 of 24
Thread: Lactose Intolerant
06-20-09, 11:12 PM #1
Anyone else deal with this lovely nuisance?
I drank a malt tonight and completely didn't think about it and forgot my tablets I take before eating it so I don't get sick. I'm paying the price now.Thereís a promise I need you to make
While Iím gone you take care of the love
And Iíll deal with the hate.
Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
06-20-09, 11:49 PM #2
My mom had a heck of a case....so everywhere she went, a family member would yell at her to take her pills. She loved pizza, too.
I couldn't go a day without a glass of milk or a dish of ice cream so I am very lucky.
Car 4I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
06-21-09, 01:42 AM #3'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
ďA fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.Ē Sigmund Freud
06-21-09, 06:52 AM #4
When I want revenge on someone that I'm going to be in close quarters with, I have onions in my meal with a nice glass of milk as a chaser. Crude but effective.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
`` ` ` ` (3--(____)
"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
06-21-09, 08:22 AM #5
My wife gets stinky and noisy without her Lactaid.
She's all but given up drinking milk. The only dairy product she'll eat or drink on a daily basis is cheese - She has a cheese omlet every morning. For some reason, cheese doesn't affect her nearly as much.
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
(")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.
06-21-09, 09:38 AM #6
Most grocery chains sell lactose-free milk.
I had a problem with regular milk (best laxative I've ever had) (couldn't eat cereal, or anything I needed tot put milk in) until my son brought me a half-gallon of the lactose-free stuff to try right after I had by-pass surgery in April.
Did the trick, and it's almost as good as the regular milk. I can't really tell the difference in taste now that I've been drinking it for a while.
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
06-21-09, 09:52 AM #7
I have had it for years. Dont't get sick, just serious case of Gas.But you're a deputy, you can't give me a ticket!
Yea Ok, sign here and press hard there are 4 copies!
06-21-09, 01:14 PM #8
I can't drink milk without bombing the whole house for hours.
Cheese and other dairy doesn't affect me though.
If timed right, I can drink a glass of milk before bed and wake my wife up in the middle of the night with the effects.
06-21-09, 01:39 PM #9
Autumn, it sounds like your milkshake chases all the boys from the yard.
One of my friends is lactose intolerant and she says that Breyer's lactose free ice cream is really good.
06-21-09, 04:22 PM #10"If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "121Traffic" on O/R.
06-21-09, 07:26 PM #11Chief Wheaties PisserVerified LEO
- Join Date
- Just outside Latteland
- Rep Power
I have kiddos who are Celiac. One of them is allergic to just about everything right now food wise. Cows milk for one give her the unplesant runs. The wheat will kill her though.
06-22-09, 12:15 AM #12in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.
the posts and opinions stated by me do not in any way reflect the values, beliefs, or views of my department. they are simply opinions and/or observations which have been developed through my personal experiences. hell, most of the stories probably arent even true...wink wink
06-22-09, 06:01 PM #13
I have to laugh...not at your situation but at the fact my two yr old is standing here chanting " I wnat drink milk".
06-23-09, 12:17 PM #14Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
06-23-09, 12:36 PM #15
Pasta, and just about any other complex carbs make me, err.... unpleasant to be around. No problem with milk, although ice cream makes my stomach cramp sometimes.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
Any statements or opinions given in my postings or profile do not reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employer or anyone else other than me. They are my personal opinions or statements only, thereby releasing my employer , any other entity, or any other person of any liability or involvement in anything posted under the username "Cidp24" on O/R.
06-23-09, 12:41 PM #16
Not to take anything away from those being lactose intolerant, I have a sister-in-law that is severely allergic and has to take pills for it.
Be glad that you or your kids are not allergic to processed foods and food dyes. My wife has a cousin that is allergic and has to get all the organic stuff which is costly. Or grow it on your own. One bologna sandwich or hot dog can cause a lot of problems.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
06-23-09, 07:39 PM #17
07-05-09, 03:15 AM #18
nope he will put away a half gallon in a 2 day span by him self given the opportunity.
07-05-09, 06:42 AM #19
07-05-09, 07:08 AM #20Chief Wheaties PisserVerified LEO
- Join Date
- Just outside Latteland
Can she drink goat's milk?
- Rep Power
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)