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    When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.



    But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that the mother@#?!&! upside the head.

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    Thanks, I'll try that today. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan Switek
    When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.



    But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that the mother@#?!&! upside the head.

    Bro. Stan, now THAT is old time police work. It tends to get someone's attention....and do it with a smile....that really gets to em.
    Facta non verba
    "The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity and that's not fair!" Konrad Adenauer,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum440
    Bro. Stan, now THAT is old time police work. It tends to get someone's attention....and do it with a smile....that really gets to em.
    That may explain why I was known in the community as such a great communicator.

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    Turn that frown upside down!!!

 

 

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