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    Get it done today! Free 7-11 Slurpees!

    7-Eleven Day

    It's a hot sonofayouknowwhat in Phoenix today. 112* today, 115* tomorrow. Sarge is headed out to take advantage of a free brainfreeze...I mean Slurpee, while he reads his new book.

    Today only, peeps!

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    That's one way to fight global warming!


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    Global warming, my foot! Tomorrow's only 115* here in Phoenix. First time it's reached that heat all summer!! We normally would hit that in May or early June.

    Finally time to put away the sweaters and pull out the t-shirts.

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    Massive slurpee consumption must have stopped global warming!

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    Let's hope so. It wasn't from MY doing....I just found out we don't have 7-Elevens in Phoenix.

    Must've been a mirage.

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    They must have used up all the slurpees while combating global warming!

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    Mebeh...

    Bastards.

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    We get free fountain drinks (including slurpees) and coffee at a local chain owned here in the city. All they ask is that we use the same cup durring our shift. I always get cola slurpees. Big Perk!
    The six o'clock rule
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
    Mebeh...

    Bastards.
    Perhaps you can console yourself with a nice cold carton of organic soy milk!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Perhaps you can console yourself with a nice cold carton of organic soy milk!


    Ew, soy milk doesn't even compare to a nice Ice Cold Slurpee.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Perhaps you can console yourself with a nice cold carton of organic soy milk!

    They should have named that "Sludge"...... Of all the things available to put in your mouth, I can't believe you would choose "soy milk"........
    The six o'clock rule
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSO85360 View Post
    They should have named that "Sludge"...... Of all the things available to put in your mouth, I can't believe you would choose "soy milk"........
    I'm pretty picky about what I put in my mouth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I'm pretty picky about what I put in my mouth!
    Me too...... I prefer lamb to soy milk
    The six o'clock rule
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Perhaps you can console yourself with a nice cold carton of organic soy milk!

    One more suggestion like that and you're getting turned over my knee!

    Sarge is knockin' back some of this tonight, along with a bourbon-infused cigar!


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    Quote Originally Posted by JSO85360 View Post
    Me too...... I prefer lamb to soy milk
    Lambs wish you preferred soy milk!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
    One more suggestion like that and you're getting turned over my knee!

    Sarge is knockin' back some of this tonight, along with a bourbon-infused cigar!

    That's what I'm talking about!!!!!!! a good steak, some Cohiba's, and a bottle of the Mark! Have you seen the Maker's Mark cigars? Got them here in FL, and they are excellent! Not a Cohiba, but nothing is as good as them. IMHO
    The six o'clock rule
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
    One more suggestion like that and you're getting turned over my knee!

    Sarge is knockin' back some of this tonight, along with a bourbon-infused cigar!

    What is that, a fermented slurpee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Lambs wish you preferred soy milk!

    well, cows wish we eat more chicken, but that ain't happening. Besides that, there was an underlying message there, I believe the higher educated species would call subliminal...
    The six o'clock rule
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    I tell them to use this little test before they decide to do something. If they were to do what they're thinking about, and it became the lead story on the six o'clock news, would they be proud? Would their department be proud, and would their family be proud? It's a simple way to live your life both personally and professionally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSO85360 View Post
    well, cows wish we eat more chicken, but that ain't happening. Besides that, there was an underlying message there, I believe the higher educated species would call subliminal...



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    Quote Originally Posted by JSO85360 View Post
    That's what I'm talking about!!!!!!! a good steak, some Cohiba's, and a bottle of the Mark! Have you seen the Maker's Mark cigars? Got them here in FL, and they are excellent! Not a Cohiba, but nothing is as good as them. IMHO
    Damn skippy! That's what I've got here in front of me waiting for tonight. Wax-sealed goodness....

    I need a fancy butane multi-flame lighter, though.

 

 
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