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    When the thermometer reads 110...

    ...and the humidity is at 36%, there's nothing that tastes better than a Slurpee. Thank goodness they make them sugar free now.




    DISCLAIMER : It only tastes this good because I can't have an ice cold beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishmick View Post
    ...and the humidity is at 36%, there's nothing that tastes better than a Slurpee. Thank goodness they make them sugar free now.




    DISCLAIMER : It only tastes this good because I can't have an ice cold beer.

    36% humidity??? Let me know Irishmick when you guys get some hot weather.
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    For us, this is pretty much as hot as it gets. We're used to 80-90 in the summer. Certainly not a million degrees that's coming straight from the pits of Hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irishmick View Post
    DISCLAIMER : It only tastes this good because I can't have an ice cold beer.
    Not planning to go to the White House, huh?

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    Take your time with that slurpee, brain freeze is a possiblity............. I am safe my brain died several years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Not planning to go to the White House, huh?

    A cop has to be accused of being stupid by the Messiah to get a beer at the White House .
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

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    Well, I didn't get brain freeze because I'm smart like that...but Orion did. I shouldn't laugh cuz I'm his mom and all, but it's hilarious watching a 2 year old get brain freeze.
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    Christ on a cracker. Ain't hot.

    Yeah, it's 102 or sumptin at SeaTac but still . . .

    People say, "Gosh it's hot." I have to remind them it's not as hot as say Iraq or my lovely two week vacation to NTC when the thermometer read 129 a few years ago. You know it's hot when guys were getting first and second degree burns from touching the metal sides of the trucks and tracks.

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    If the thermostat says 110 here, I still have another 315 degrees to go until the oven's warm enough to cook my frozen pizza.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morris View Post
    Christ on a cracker. Ain't hot.

    Yeah, it's 102 or sumptin at SeaTac but still . . .

    People say, "Gosh it's hot." I have to remind them it's not as hot as say Iraq or my lovely two week vacation to NTC when the thermometer read 129 a few years ago. You know it's hot when guys were getting first and second degree burns from touching the metal sides of the trucks and tracks.
    There's always Death Valley, CA. Where it can get 135 in the shade.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    There's always Death Valley, CA. Where it can get 135 in the shade.
    And that is why I don't live in Death Valley.
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    I don't care who you are or where you live, for Washingtonian's 105 is hot.

    (Weather station near my house.)

    We are already seeing the dead people from heat and stupid water stunts.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    Anything over 85 for native wetside Washingtonians is a heat wave . . .

    You missed the fires tonight Mac. Island in the middle of Lake Ballinger is slowing burning to ash.

    Nothing like a serious fire season and our National Guard assets are limited due to overseas adventures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morris View Post
    Anything over 85 for native wetside Washingtonians is a heat wave . . .

    You missed the fires tonight Mac. Island in the middle of Lake Ballinger is slowing burning to ash.

    Nothing like a serious fire season and our National Guard assets are limited due to overseas adventures.
    How did the heathens light the island on fire?
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    Hell, that's good outside working weather.

    Damned yankees. Come to Florida for a few weeks in the summer, and we'll talk hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishmick View Post
    For us, this is pretty much as hot as it gets. We're used to 80-90 in the summer. Certainly not a million degrees that's coming straight from the pits of Hell.
    Yeah I thought that when I played weather god for a day that this is what would happen, Let that good North Western rain come to the panhandle of Oklahoma and let the north west feel a little heat.

    How are you liking my summers?
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    Guess a transient campfire or BBQ or sumptin on the island . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morris View Post
    Guess a transient campfire or BBQ or sumptin on the island . . .
    Burned all morning!
    I'm your huckleberry...

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