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    Talking Might Have to Resign...

    ...no wonder CA is bankrupt! I think I'll head out tonight to drop off my app. Hell, at this rate, I could commute from here

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    Job Title: Community Services Officer
    2 Year Funding through Byrne JAG Grant

    Salary:
    $2,544.00 - $3,095.00 Hourly
    $14,497.32 - $17,637.26 Daily
    $101,760.00 - $123,800.00 Weekly
    $203,520.00 - $247,600.00 Biweekly
    $220,480.00 - $268,233.33 Semi-Monthly
    $440,960.00 - $536,466.67 Monthly
    $5,291,520.00 - $6,437,600.00 Annually

    Job Type: Full-Time
    Location: Delano, California
    Department: Police Department
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    OK, those have got to be typos!

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    $6,437,600.00 annual salary paid with IOU's.
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    Thats got to be the break down of the grant money. If it isnt they are going to have a lot of apps to go through!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    OK, those have got to be typos!
    No fukking wai!!! R u serious??!!!!1111!!!oneone




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    I always liked Delano. Lived not too far from there during my college days.

    Nice little city back then.

    Now I know WHY I liked it.


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    Methinks the decimal points are off by a couple of places. Either that, or "Community Services Officer" involves a lot of VERY unsavory duties.
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    Maybe it's a trap!

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    Hard to believe that Delano, CA has 53,000 people. Approximately 30 miles north of Bakersfield in California's Central San Joaquin Valley. Unsavory duties probably involve dealing with illegal aliens and farm workers, so being bi-lingual in Spanish would help. Summers can get into the triple digits easily. Winters can get very foggy. There are a couple of state prisons nearby.

    On a lighter note, you may get to drive this car. This is the county that Delano is in.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    ......Either that, or "Community Services Officer" involves a lot of VERY unsavory duties.
    I would just about be a diver at a sewage treatment plant for that salary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    I would just about be a diver at a sewage treatment plant for that salary.
    LOL!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Methinks the decimal points are off by a couple of places. Either that, or "Community Services Officer" involves a lot of VERY unsavory duties.
    In our jail where I do citizen patrols, the CSO's get to clean the crap and vomit out of the cells late at night when the janitors aren't around (they act as jailers among other things)

    Still I think I'd latch onto that job!

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    Byrne Grant is Federal, I think....we have Byrne Grant details a couple times a year...gang enforcement.
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    Being Federal was great money but not much to do, now I make alot less but have more fun and love doing my job. Plus I don't feel like I'm an over paid Security Guard. As for the announcement I think it's an error!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

 

 

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