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08-21-09, 09:41 PM #1
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If you are going to walk into a gas station and grab......
A womans breasts, then proceed to tell her in graphic detail what you are going to do to her, make sure that the two nice, Henry County Police Officers in the corner of the store have left first.
I witnessed the above this morning. The kicker was the guy had a gallon size freezer bag of weed on the front seat of his car.dlefdal said:
Ummmm, what if I don't like thumbs in my butt?
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08-21-09, 10:02 PM #2
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Someone had one hell of a bad day!
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08-21-09, 10:02 PM #3
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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Impossible, according to all the internet commandos out there weed is NEVER associated with this behavior
Originally Posted by Norm357
'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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08-21-09, 10:05 PM #4
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08-21-09, 11:46 PM #5
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Originally Posted by pgg
Impossible, according to all the internet commandos out there weed is NEVER associated with this behavior Originally Posted by Jenna
My thoughts exactly. You two just beat me to it. 
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08-22-09, 12:03 AM #6
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Sounds like an episode of COPS I watched a while back, Call goes out for theft with a descrition of the perp, officer drives by same realizes its the perp and backs up and sure enough it is. Officer arrests said perp for theft of a car battery (which didn't work anyway) and sitting on the front seat of the perp's car is a bong and a large ziplock bag full of weed.
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08-22-09, 12:07 AM #7
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Weed sure makes people do the strangest things.
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08-22-09, 02:26 AM #8
Please dont check the trunk...
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Half of our Weed busts are from people being idiots while in possession. I just dont understand
Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?
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08-22-09, 02:44 AM #9
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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Just like every single home invasion robbery we have had in the last several years has been due to weed. But if you listen to other people they say that is impossible. Originally Posted by Shoestring
Half of our Weed busts are from people being idiots while in possession. I just dont understand'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
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08-22-09, 07:23 AM #10
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Being in Atlanta, the guy had better be lucky the woman didn't shoot/maul/bend the guys dick into a permanent right angle herself.
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08-22-09, 07:31 AM #11
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Let me guess you were not parked right outside the door and he was aware of his surroundings. Idiot
If you are going to be moving that much dope at least know what is going on around you!
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08-22-09, 07:32 AM #12
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It was probably his sister. Originally Posted by Ducky
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"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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08-23-09, 06:45 AM #13
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Naa, that would have been Alabama, not Georgia. With Georgia, it's cousins. Originally Posted by Captain America
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08-24-09, 03:02 AM #14
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And they say Kentucky is full of inbreds. Originally Posted by Ducky
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08-24-09, 02:29 PM #15
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Great laugh on the weed... but doesn't top what happened to one of our guys.
Motor officer pulls a car over; no front tag & displaying an expired VA safety inspection. Turns out the car was registered in Maryland, not VA, so the safety inspection was moot. Tag... maybe, maybe not.
Doesn't matter, though.
'Cause as soon as the cop walks up to the car, the guy goes "I guess you want this..." and hands him a bag of weed about as big as my fist. No questions, no prompts... just "here you go..."Voting against incumbents until we get a Congress that does its job.
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08-25-09, 01:49 AM #16
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Why can't stuff like that ever happen when I'm around?
After a year of reserving in a town where nothing ever happened on my shift of any greater consequence than a fender-bender or a vandalism every 6 months, that would be a pretty good diversion.
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08-25-09, 09:00 AM #17
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Originally Posted by TXCharlie
Be careful what you wish for Chuck ..........SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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08-25-09, 09:04 AM #18
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Originally Posted by TXCharlie
"It sure is quiet around here...." Originally Posted by Captain America
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08-25-09, 10:39 AM #19
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Sometimes you actually have to go searching for the stuff Chuck..not just wait for it to jump out at you and say "here ya go!" Originally Posted by TXCharlie
Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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08-25-09, 10:25 PM #20
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Talk about being at the right place at the right time! Nice catch!
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