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    If you are going to walk into a gas station and grab......

    A womans breasts, then proceed to tell her in graphic detail what you are going to do to her, make sure that the two nice, Henry County Police Officers in the corner of the store have left first.


    I witnessed the above this morning. The kicker was the guy had a gallon size freezer bag of weed on the front seat of his car.
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    Someone had one hell of a bad day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    A womans breasts, then proceed to tell her in graphic detail what you are going to do to her, make sure that the two nice, Henry County Police Officers in the corner of the store have left first.


    I witnessed the above this morning. The kicker was the guy had a gallon size freezer bag of weed on the front seat of his car.
    Impossible, according to all the internet commandos out there weed is NEVER associated with this behavior
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Impossible, according to all the internet commandos out there weed is NEVER associated with this behavior
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    My thoughts exactly. You two just beat me to it.


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    Sounds like an episode of COPS I watched a while back, Call goes out for theft with a descrition of the perp, officer drives by same realizes its the perp and backs up and sure enough it is. Officer arrests said perp for theft of a car battery (which didn't work anyway) and sitting on the front seat of the perp's car is a bong and a large ziplock bag full of weed.
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    Weed sure makes people do the strangest things.


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    Half of our Weed busts are from people being idiots while in possession. I just dont understand
    Somebody Please, what the hell is that smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Half of our Weed busts are from people being idiots while in possession. I just dont understand
    Just like every single home invasion robbery we have had in the last several years has been due to weed. But if you listen to other people they say that is impossible.
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    Being in Atlanta, the guy had better be lucky the woman didn't shoot/maul/bend the guys dick into a permanent right angle herself.
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    Let me guess you were not parked right outside the door and he was aware of his surroundings. Idiot
    If you are going to be moving that much dope at least know what is going on around you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Being in Atlanta, the guy had better be lucky the woman didn't shoot/maul/bend the guys dick into a permanent right angle herself.
    It was probably his sister.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    It was probably his sister.
    Naa, that would have been Alabama, not Georgia. With Georgia, it's cousins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Naa, that would have been Alabama, not Georgia. With Georgia, it's cousins.
    And they say Kentucky is full of inbreds.


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    Great laugh on the weed... but doesn't top what happened to one of our guys.

    Motor officer pulls a car over; no front tag & displaying an expired VA safety inspection. Turns out the car was registered in Maryland, not VA, so the safety inspection was moot. Tag... maybe, maybe not.

    Doesn't matter, though.

    'Cause as soon as the cop walks up to the car, the guy goes "I guess you want this..." and hands him a bag of weed about as big as my fist. No questions, no prompts... just "here you go..."
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    Why can't stuff like that ever happen when I'm around?

    After a year of reserving in a town where nothing ever happened on my shift of any greater consequence than a fender-bender or a vandalism every 6 months, that would be a pretty good diversion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Why can't stuff like that ever happen when I'm around?

    After a year of reserving in a town where nothing ever happened on my shift of any greater consequence than a fender-bender or a vandalism every 6 months, that would be a pretty good diversion.

    Be careful what you wish for Chuck ..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Why can't stuff like that ever happen when I'm around?

    After a year of reserving in a town where nothing ever happened on my shift of any greater consequence than a fender-bender or a vandalism every 6 months, that would be a pretty good diversion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    Why can't stuff like that ever happen when I'm around?

    After a year of reserving in a town where nothing ever happened on my shift of any greater consequence than a fender-bender or a vandalism every 6 months, that would be a pretty good diversion.
    Sometimes you actually have to go searching for the stuff Chuck..not just wait for it to jump out at you and say "here ya go!"
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    Talk about being at the right place at the right time! Nice catch!
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