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    I wonder how long, if not already, it will be before that dude is a stalker/sexual assailant.
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    That is a guy that knows what he wants I don't think he is going to get it though
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    Oh hell no...nope...no thanks. I would rather become a nun.
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    Ok, that was really funny.

    The sad thing is that there really are guys like that out there. And women who will date them.




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    This guy is what fake business cards were made for!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Ok, that was really funny.

    The sad thing is that there really are guys like that out there. And women who will date them.
    Yes, I think I met all of them already and discarded as fast as possible. I have since learned and changed my dating stategy.
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    Hahaha I heard this a couple of months ago on Preston & Steve, a popular morning talk show based out of Philadelphia. They ripped this guy apart and it was hilarious! Dimitri sounds like a total idiot...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    Yes, I think I met all of them already and discarded as fast as possible. I have since learned to take whatever I can get.
    Fixed that for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ex401mp View Post
    Fixed that for you.
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex401mp View Post
    Fixed that for you.
    Smart ass...you know thats not true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Please dont encourage him....really...





    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    Please dont encourage him....really...





    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    NSFW

    What a tool



    Supposedly, this is his website

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    THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE OF DIMITRI THE LOVER, CANADA'S GREATEST LOVER AND SEDUCER!


    NSFW





    an excerpt from the site

    TORONTO REAL MEN AND THE WOMEN WHO LOVE THEM is a community dedicated to de-feminizing the men of Toronto, and encouraging women to become more sexually liberated. Real men are sex hungry studs and real women are bisexual sluts.
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    and another excerpt, from the ten commandments for men





    7. I ACCEPT THAT I AM A BORN MURDERER AND RAPIST
    (You all know you are. You know that nature has bred it into you. The only thing preventing you from acting on your desires is fear of incarceration. When a man says "I'm going to kill my boss", in the natural world, the boss would be dead. When a woman is bending over to pick up a roast at the grocery store meat department, in the natural world, you'd be lifting up her skirt, pulling down her panties, and pounding her full of tube steak. We are fighting our natural urges on a daily basis.)




    Umm, is this guy really serious??
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    7. I ACCEPT THAT I AM A BORN MURDERER AND RAPIST
    (You all know you are. You know that nature has bred it into you. The only thing preventing you from acting on your desires is fear of incarceration. When a man says "I'm going to kill my boss", in the natural world, the boss would be dead. When a woman is bending over to pick up a roast at the grocery store meat department, in the natural world, you'd be lifting up her skirt, pulling down her panties, and pounding her full of tube steak. We are fighting our natural urges on a daily basis.)


    I hope this is some kind of parody.

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    I checked to see what his conquest of the month looked like, but alas, no picture yet. How sad, 29 days so far and no action. Not much of a guru.
    Be kind, be courteous . . .

    and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

 

 

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