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10-24-09, 02:33 AM #1
stimulating the economy
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another Economic
Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting program. I'll explain it
using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition
TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and
If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to
management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America * by:
1. spending it at yard sales, or
2. going to ball games, or
3. spending it on prostitutes, or
4. beer or
*(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US).
Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met
at a yard sale and drink beer all day.'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
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10-24-09, 07:44 AM #2
10-25-09, 02:37 AM #3
If you owe the IRS they keep it.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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10-25-09, 06:02 AM #4
This grump ranted at first sign of stimulus without reading to the end of the joke
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