Why do we have the letter 'k'?

[deputysykes]

Seriously...'C' already makes the same sound and "knuckle" would sound the same without it. It's no different than the small toe, we can live without it so let's just lop it off...

[Jenna]

I completely agree! Another bonus of eliminating the letter K would be that it would make it impossible for the KKK to exist, and thus eliminate hate crimes and racism! Down with the letter K!

[gopherpuckfan]

Because typing, "Suc my dic you cocsucing motherfucer" doesn't look right. I guess the upside to not having it is we'd never have been exposed to Chrysler's K car line.

[Buttercup]

Because typing, "Suc my dic you cocsucing motherfucer" doesn't look right. I guess the upside to not having it is we'd never have been exposed to Chrysler's K car line.

Ahahahahahaha!!!

[deputysykes]

Because typing, "Suc my dic you cocsucing motherfucer" doesn't look right.

Maybe not, but when reading that I don't have to try to figure it out like texting shorthand jargon. It's clear. Besides, you just saved space so you'd eventually save a tree or 2. I think this is plan to help save the planet!!! That will even get the hippies on board...

[Ducky]

I was more wondering why we had the letter C. Soft C sounds like an S, and hard C sounds like K. Q sounds like K as well, so it could go.

[deputysykes]

Don't be difficult Ducy.

[Jenna]

Maybe not, but when reading that I don't have to try to figure it out like texting shorthand jargon. It's clear. Besides, you just saved space so you'd eventually save a tree or 2. I think this is plan to help save the planet!!! That will even get the hippies on board...

[deputysykes]

Damn, I just realized I'm gonna have to change my whole family name....hmmm. Maybe Duky has a better idea.

Yep, DEATH TO THE LETTER 'C'!!!

[Jenna]

Damn, I just realized I'm gonna have to change my whole family name....hmmm. Maybe Duky has a better idea.

Yep, DEATH TO THE LETTER 'C'!!!

[Ducky]

Damn, I just realized I'm gonna have to change my whole family name....hmmm. Maybe Duky has a better idea.

Yep, DEATH TO THE LETTER 'C'!!!

And Q. Don't forget Q. (It'll piss the middle east off to no end to get rid of it. They won't be able to spell a gods damned thing in English anymore.)

[Buttercup]

Damn, I just realized I'm gonna have to change my whole family name....hmmm. Maybe Duky has a better idea.

Yep, DEATH TO THE LETTER 'C'!!!

But...but then I'd be "Butterup."

[Jenna]

And Q. Don't forget Q. (It'll piss the middle east off to no end to get rid of it. They won't be able to spell a gods damned thing in English anymore.)

That would render a lot of New York muppets homeless!

[Jenna]

But...but then I'd be "Butterup."

There are many who would want to butter you up!

[Ducky]

But...but then I'd be "Butterup."

You'd just be "Butterkup" dear.

And Jenna, I love Avenue Q. "The Internet is for Porn" is one of my favorite songs. And they're tough enough to survive on Avenue K.

[deputysykes]

But...but then I'd be "Butterup."

Part of this resolution would replace all stand alone c's with the letter k. Therefore, you would become Butterkup.

The 'q' issue will have to be up for some debate...I'm not sure how we could 'quit' or how there could be a 'queen' without it. I guess they could become 'kwit' and 'kween.'

[Jenna]

You'd just be "Butterkup" dear.

And Jenna, I love Avenue Q. "The Internet is for Porn" is one of my favorite songs. And they're tough enough to survive on Avenue K.

This is what happens to Avenue Q muppets when they have to live on Avenue K:

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[deputysykes]

I hereby state I will never use the letter 'c' again (at least on OffiserResourse.kom).

[Buttercup]

You'd just be "Butterkup" dear.

Part of this resolution would replace all stand alone c's with the letter k. Therefore, you would become Butterkup.

The 'q' issue will have to be up for some debate...I'm not sure how we could 'quit' or how there could be a 'queen' without it. I guess they could become 'kwit' and 'kween.'

Oh, okay. Got it.

[CTR man]

Why do we have the letter 'k'?

I was more wondering why we had the letter C. Soft C sounds like an S, and hard C sounds like K. Q sounds like K as well, so it could go.

Damn, I just realized I'm gonna have to change my whole family name....hmmm. Maybe Duky has a better idea.

Yep, DEATH TO THE LETTER 'C'!!!

That would render a lot of New York muppets homeless!

Part of this resolution would replace all stand alone c's with the letter k. Therefore, you would become Butterkup.

The 'q' issue will have to be up for some debate...I'm not sure how we could 'quit' or how there could be a 'queen' without it. I guess they could become 'kwit' and 'kween.'

What the hell is this? Sesame Street?

California would become Kalifornia. Oh wait, we already are.

My user name, CTR , would not make sense. How would we spell "Choose" ? as in Choose The Right?

And Q. Don't forget Q. (It'll piss the middle east off to no end to get rid of it. They won't be able to spell a gods damned thing in English anymore.)

Like the nation of Qatar. It would become Katar. But who cares, I am so up to pissing the middle east off. Remember, they started it. We may as well finish it.