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    So my son was saying...

    So my son was making small talk in the car this morning just trying to be funny. He made the passing comment that all reindeer have antlers, male and female alike until a certain time of year. After that the males lose their antlers and the females keep theirs. Therefore all the reindeer pulling Santas sleigh have to be female. Without missing a beat Mrs Lew says "Of course they have to be female." "They wouldn't have to ask for directions."
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    Yeah, maybe that's true but...............notice they still need a man to actually drive/steer the sleigh? That way it won't crash into stuff when the reindeer ask each other if the snow makes their butts look fat.
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    Thats not funny I think. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Yeah, maybe that's true but...............notice they still need a man to actually drive/steer the sleigh? That way it won't crash into stuff when the reindeer ask each other if the snow makes their butts look fat.





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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Yeah, maybe that's true but...............notice they still need a man to actually drive/steer the sleigh? That way it won't crash into stuff when the reindeer ask each other if the snow makes their butts look fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    So my son was making small talk in the car this morning just trying to be funny. He made the passing comment that all reindeer have antlers, male and female alike until a certain time of year. After that the males lose their antlers and the females keep theirs. Therefore all the reindeer pulling Santas sleigh have to be female. Without missing a beat Mrs Lew says "Of course they have to be female." "They wouldn't have to ask for directions."
    Awesome & So True!

    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Yeah, maybe that's true but...............notice they still need a man to actually drive/steer the sleigh? That way it won't crash into stuff when the reindeer ask each other if the snow makes their butts look fat.
    That is what they want you to think!

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