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04-11-06, 03:15 PM #1
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Arrrrgg! Cops!
Alright, which one of you jokers gave me a ticket today?!?!
I know you're out there - I can smell you!
Okay, so I deserved the ticket. 86 in a 65 is definately ticket-worthy (if not sponge-worthy), so I had that coming. And I appreciate the break you gave me in writing for "Failure to obey a traffic control device", I mean $115 bucks is still easier to pay than the $200+ I would have gotton. And I really appreciate the break you gave me by letting my expired registration slide. That was generous (especially for a motorcycle cop).
But for Pete's sake, did you really have to give me s
t about how messy my car is??
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04-11-06, 03:18 PM #2Cheech GuestDood, it was me . I was impersonating a officer
Originally Posted by Prometheus
Alright, which one of you jokers gave me a ticket today?!?! I know you're out there - I can smell you!
Okay, so I deserved the ticket. 86 in a 65 is definately ticket-worthy (if not sponge-worthy), so I had that coming. And I appreciate the break you gave me in writing for "Failure to obey a traffic control device", I mean $115 bucks is still easier to pay than the $200+ I would have gotton. And I really appreciate the break you gave me by letting my expired registration slide. That was generous (especially for a motorcycle cop).
But for Pete's sake, did you really have to give me st about how messy my car is??
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04-11-06, 03:23 PM #3
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I'd guess he had to have some fun out of the situation...
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04-11-06, 03:29 PM #4
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Hmmm, got a ticket , huh?
Criminals. Nothing but criminals around here.
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Making me nervous, I'm overdue for a ticket
Not that I'm a habitual speeder or anything...
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wow...21 over and still got a break, from a motorcycle cop none the less. You should start playing the lottery.
I'm a PUBLIC SERVANT, so I'm not permitted to use my own judgement in any way.
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I'm going to be concerned about this till I get my speedometer fixed... right now, it always tells me I'm stopped.
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You must have a horseshoe shoved up your ass or something.
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Okay, NOW I get i! Horseshoes are LUCKY! Since I lucked out by getting a break... gotcha Originally Posted by jmur5074
Last edited by Prometheus; 04-11-06 at 04:18 PM.
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04-11-06, 04:51 PM #10
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Yeah, lucky is the horse shoe, kinky Originally Posted by Prometheus
Okay, NOW I get i! Horseshoes are LUCKY! Since I lucked out by getting a break... gotcha
is the horse. 
Be careful whose feet you step on today, they may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
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Way to break the law! I never do that.
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I did NOT break the law! I broke a traffic code.
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Excuse me. Originally Posted by Prometheus
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04-11-06, 04:56 PM #14
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Why? You fart? Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
Excuse me.
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Yes.
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You got a ticket? Now THAT'S funny! Bwahahahahahahaha............. .......
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04-11-06, 05:21 PM #17
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Schadenfreude is bad karma. May YOUR cup runneth over with it. Originally Posted by keith758
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This is not malicious gloating. It is merely another example of Karma!
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04-11-06, 05:55 PM #19
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Are you kidding? I've got good karma literally dripping out of every oriface! I can't sit down without leaving a wet spot of good karma on the seat! Cops should be pulling me over and writing me checks, not tickets! Originally Posted by keith758
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04-11-06, 06:23 PM #20
Why so serious?
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