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    Wink Arrrrgg! Cops!

    Alright, which one of you jokers gave me a ticket today?!?! I know you're out there - I can smell you!

    Okay, so I deserved the ticket. 86 in a 65 is definately ticket-worthy (if not sponge-worthy), so I had that coming. And I appreciate the break you gave me in writing for "Failure to obey a traffic control device", I mean $115 bucks is still easier to pay than the $200+ I would have gotton. And I really appreciate the break you gave me by letting my expired registration slide. That was generous (especially for a motorcycle cop).

    But for Pete's sake, did you really have to give me st about how messy my car is??
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    Alright, which one of you jokers gave me a ticket today?!?! I know you're out there - I can smell you!

    Okay, so I deserved the ticket. 86 in a 65 is definately ticket-worthy (if not sponge-worthy), so I had that coming. And I appreciate the break you gave me in writing for "Failure to obey a traffic control device", I mean $115 bucks is still easier to pay than the $200+ I would have gotton. And I really appreciate the break you gave me by letting my expired registration slide. That was generous (especially for a motorcycle cop).

    But for Pete's sake, did you really have to give me st about how messy my car is??
    Dood, it was me . I was impersonating a officer

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    I'd guess he had to have some fun out of the situation...
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    Hmmm, got a ticket , huh?

    Criminals. Nothing but criminals around here.
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    Making me nervous, I'm overdue for a ticket Not that I'm a habitual speeder or anything...

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    wow...21 over and still got a break, from a motorcycle cop none the less. You should start playing the lottery.
    I'm a PUBLIC SERVANT, so I'm not permitted to use my own judgement in any way.

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    I'm going to be concerned about this till I get my speedometer fixed... right now, it always tells me I'm stopped.
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    You must have a horseshoe shoved up your ass or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074
    You must have a horseshoe shoved up your ass or something.
    Okay, NOW I get i! Horseshoes are LUCKY! Since I lucked out by getting a break... gotcha
    Last edited by Prometheus; 04-11-06 at 04:18 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    Okay, NOW I get i! Horseshoes are LUCKY! Since I lucked out by getting a break... gotcha
    Yeah, lucky is the horse shoe, kinky is the horse.
    Be careful whose feet you step on today, they may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

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    Way to break the law! I never do that.

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    I did NOT break the law! I broke a traffic code.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    I did NOT break the law! I broke a traffic code.
    Excuse me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Post#83Chief
    Excuse me.
    Why? You fart?
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    You got a ticket? Now THAT'S funny! Bwahahahahahahaha............. .......
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758
    You got a ticket? Now THAT'S funny! Bwahahahahahahaha............. .......
    Schadenfreude is bad karma. May YOUR cup runneth over with it.


    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    This is not malicious gloating. It is merely another example of Karma!
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

    Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758
    This is not malicious gloating. It is merely another example of Karma!
    Are you kidding? I've got good karma literally dripping out of every oriface! I can't sit down without leaving a wet spot of good karma on the seat! Cops should be pulling me over and writing me checks, not tickets!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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