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    Chuck Norris turns 70 today

    Or to be more accurate, 70 turned Chuck Norris today.

    He also destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements, because the only element he recognizes is surprise!
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    Oh, God, I feel old!

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    Oh yeah, I'd take him on, just to say I fought him! lol
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapper_132 View Post
    Oh yeah, I'd take him on, just to say I fought him! lol

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    he can still kick butt, he still trains, you would be very surprised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CopsRCool302 View Post
    he can still kick butt, he still trains, you would be very surprised.

    Right up until you slipped into the sweet unconscious on your way to the afterlife.

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    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

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    There is no chin under the beard, only another fist and pain.

 

 

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