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03-27-10, 11:29 AM #1
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Today's a Good Day
So today is my birthday...any ideas on what to do since I have to be at work at 5?
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03-27-10, 11:30 AM #2
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03-27-10, 11:38 AM #3
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When you write tickets hum "happy birthday" to Yourself. If someone calls you on it just tell them you are writing the ticket because it's your birthday
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03-27-10, 02:26 PM #4
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Originally Posted by pgg
Happy birthday!
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03-27-10, 02:27 PM #5
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Happy Birthday
Uhm....private time with the wife? Still can be to work by five...
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03-27-10, 07:23 PM #6
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Happy Birthday! Originally Posted by jcsdscott
Since it's past 5pm....if you can manage to sneak into a store or bakery, get a cake and eat it all by yourself in the squad car for the rest of the shift. I'm sure no one will notice. (It's what I would do.)
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03-27-10, 08:21 PM #7
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Interesting suggestions, I shoulda tried to combine wolven's idea with cwtlady's but, with one month to go in the pregnancy that one got shelved. I did get a rain check good for six weeks after the baby gets here
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03-28-10, 07:32 AM #8
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Congratulations! Originally Posted by jcsdscott
Interesting suggestions, I shoulda tried to combine wolven's idea with cwtlady's but, with one month to go in the pregnancy that one got shelved. I did get a rain check good for six weeks after the baby gets here
Your kids are cute as a button!http://www.odmp.org/officer/16551-de...l-eron-shannon
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03-28-10, 07:57 PM #9
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I'd have suggested calling in with anal glaucoma. "Sarge, it's my birthday and I just can't see my ass coming into work tonight"
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03-29-10, 12:06 AM #10
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SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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03-29-10, 12:08 AM #11
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Sorry you had to work , Scotty. Me and the rest of the Swamp Mafia did a helluva job celebrating your birthday for you.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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03-29-10, 12:36 AM #12
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Happy birthday man!
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