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    So today is my birthday...any ideas on what to do since I have to be at work at 5?
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    When you write tickets hum "happy birthday" to Yourself. If someone calls you on it just tell them you are writing the ticket because it's your birthday
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    When you write tickets hum "happy birthday" to Yourself. If someone calls you on it just tell them you are writing the ticket because it's your birthday



    Happy birthday!

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    Happy Birthday

    Uhm....private time with the wife? Still can be to work by five...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcsdscott View Post
    So today is my birthday...any ideas on what to do since I have to be at work at 5?
    Happy Birthday!

    Since it's past 5pm....if you can manage to sneak into a store or bakery, get a cake and eat it all by yourself in the squad car for the rest of the shift. I'm sure no one will notice. (It's what I would do.)

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    Interesting suggestions, I shoulda tried to combine wolven's idea with cwtlady's but, with one month to go in the pregnancy that one got shelved. I did get a rain check good for six weeks after the baby gets here
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcsdscott View Post
    Interesting suggestions, I shoulda tried to combine wolven's idea with cwtlady's but, with one month to go in the pregnancy that one got shelved. I did get a rain check good for six weeks after the baby gets here
    Congratulations!

    Your kids are cute as a button!
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    I'd have suggested calling in with anal glaucoma. "Sarge, it's my birthday and I just can't see my ass coming into work tonight"
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    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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    Sorry you had to work , Scotty. Me and the rest of the Swamp Mafia did a helluva job celebrating your birthday for you.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

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    Happy birthday man!
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