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    Baseball is almost here

    So today the Twins had their very first game at Target Field, an exhibition game (that we lost, oh well) against the Cardinals.

    In the spirit of baseball, let's all have a good laugh

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M]YouTube - Who's on first?[/ame]
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    So who is on first?

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    That never fails to make me laugh!




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    Go Dodgers!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Go Dodgers!!!




    Man , now I wish I had a Dodger Dog and a beer.
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    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    RED SOX!!!!!!
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    Baseball.......... When does football start?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ANI4ANI View Post
    Baseball.......... When does football start?

    At least basketball is just about finished.



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    They loop the Who's on First skit outside the stadium at the local minor league stadium.
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    Go Cubbies!!!
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    While Iím gone you take care of the love
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    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    Go Cubbies!!!
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    I'm soooooooo ready for the Yankees to but the ... whoppin on the Red Sox.
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    The time to jump on The Official Texas Rangers Bandwagon is now, people. The train, with me at the helm, leaves tomorrow at 1300hrs from Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Plenty of room...for
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    The time to jump on The Official Texas Rangers Bandwagon is now, people. The train, with me at the helm, leaves tomorrow at 1300hrs from Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Plenty of room...for
    now!

    I think that train will be derailed by June as usual , Bob.
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    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    I'm on the train of whoever is on First.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I'm on the train of whoever is on First.
    TWSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
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    TWSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SNAP!!!!
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