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    Out of the mouths of babes....

    My daughter just turned 16 the other day. Being her mother's daughter, she sometimes says some amazingly bizarre things.

    This week's submission: "I'm going to marry that douchebag right there. [points to someone she's never met] It took me a moment to realize that he's a douche as his collar's not popped. I have sucky taste in guys like that."

    Runner up: [after I gave her advice on how to deal with her father (my ex) and his wife by treating them like bosses in a job you know you'll eventually get to quit] "I hope the company folds. Stepmom says she doesn't know why she puts up with his shit and they never have sex. I mean, NEVER. I've never once heard them doing it and the apartment has thin walls."
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    She don't hold back much does she
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    *sniff* The little ducking is growing up.




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    Yeah, she's not much for blowing smoke. This is her at her birthday party earlier this week.
    She looks enough like me that it's almost creepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    She looks enough like me that it's almost creepy.

    Are you slightly out of focus and blurry too?
    Idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPD View Post
    Are you slightly out of focus and blurry too?
    Hey, for a cell phone shot in a dark room that's not too bad. LOL

    (and yes, yes I am. Legend has it that if a clear shot of me is ever made then all who view it will go insane. It's for your own safety really. )
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    People actually pop collars for real? I thought that was internet legend, as I have not actually seen it done in real life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Yeah, she's not much for blowing smoke. This is her at her birthday party earlier this week.


    She looks enough like me that it's almost creepy.
    Then what we have here is a PAIR of HOTTIES.

    (And that is meant to be complimentary.)


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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Then what we have here is a PAIR of HOTTIES.

    (And that is meant to be complimentary.)


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    Why thank you dear, although you'd do well to reserve judgement till the next swamp meet. I fully plan on attending and scaring the hell out of everyone, gators included.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Why thank you dear, although you'd do well to reserve judgement till the next swamp meet. I fully plan on attending and scaring the hell out of everyone, gators included.
    In the immortal words of Al Bundy, "Yeah, riiiiiight, Peg!"




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    Sounds like she takes after her mom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Sounds like she takes after her mom!
    Just a bit. When she turns 18 she'll be allowed to sign up here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Just a bit. When she turns 18 she'll be allowed to sign up here.
    Then she'll really get to know her mom....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Then she'll really get to know her mom....
    The problem with that idea is that I'm not a bit different on here than I am face to face. I think there's a couple of people willing to vouch for me on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    People actually pop collars for real? I thought that was internet legend, as I have not actually seen it done in real life.
    I run into them every once in a while at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Just a bit. When she turns 18 she'll be allowed to sign up here.
    oh noes!!!



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