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05-29-10, 07:56 AM #1
Out of the mouths of babes....
My daughter just turned 16 the other day. Being her mother's daughter, she sometimes says some amazingly bizarre things.
This week's submission: "I'm going to marry that douchebag right there. [points to someone she's never met] It took me a moment to realize that he's a douche as his collar's not popped. I have sucky taste in guys like that."
Runner up: [after I gave her advice on how to deal with her father (my ex) and his wife by treating them like bosses in a job you know you'll eventually get to quit] "I hope the company folds. Stepmom says she doesn't know why she puts up with his shit and they never have sex. I mean, NEVER. I've never once heard them doing it and the apartment has thin walls."
05-29-10, 08:07 AM #2
She don't hold back much does she'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
05-29-10, 08:21 AM #3
*sniff* The little ducking is growing up.
05-29-10, 11:57 AM #4
"I call it like I see it coach" - otherwise I would just be inflating your ego-=Twan007
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05-29-10, 04:37 PM #5
Yeah, she's not much for blowing smoke. This is her at her birthday party earlier this week.
She looks enough like me that it's almost creepy.
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05-29-10, 05:25 PM #8
People actually pop collars for real? I thought that was internet legend, as I have not actually seen it done in real life.I'm your huckleberry...
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You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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05-29-10, 09:30 PM #12
Sounds like she takes after her mom!
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05-30-10, 11:19 AM #16
She is your "mini-me!"
05-30-10, 02:38 PM #17Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
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05-30-10, 04:57 PM #18
Then there's this guy. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]YouTube - Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up[/ame]
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