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05-29-10, 07:56 AM #1
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Out of the mouths of babes....
My daughter just turned 16 the other day. Being her mother's daughter, she sometimes says some amazingly bizarre things.
This week's submission: "I'm going to marry that douchebag right there. [points to someone she's never met] It took me a moment to realize that he's a douche as his collar's not popped. I have sucky taste in guys like that."
Runner up: [after I gave her advice on how to deal with her father (my ex) and his wife by treating them like bosses in a job you know you'll eventually get to quit] "I hope the company folds. Stepmom says she doesn't know why she puts up with his shit and they never have sex. I mean, NEVER. I've never once heard them doing it and the apartment has thin walls."\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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05-29-10, 08:07 AM #2
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She don't hold back much does she
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05-29-10, 08:21 AM #3
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*sniff* The little ducking is growing up.
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05-29-10, 11:57 AM #4
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05-29-10, 04:37 PM #5
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Yeah, she's not much for blowing smoke. This is her at her birthday party earlier this week.
She looks enough like me that it's almost creepy.
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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05-29-10, 04:42 PM #6
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Are you slightly out of focus and blurry too?
Idiot
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05-29-10, 04:51 PM #7
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Hey, for a cell phone shot in a dark room that's not too bad. LOL Originally Posted by SPD
Are you slightly out of focus and blurry too?
(and yes, yes I am. Legend has it that if a clear shot of me is ever made then all who view it will go insane. It's for your own safety really.
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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05-29-10, 05:25 PM #8
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People actually pop collars for real? I thought that was internet legend, as I have not actually seen it done in real life.
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05-29-10, 06:16 PM #9
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Then what we have here is a PAIR of HOTTIES. Originally Posted by Ducky
Yeah, she's not much for blowing smoke. This is her at her birthday party earlier this week.
She looks enough like me that it's almost creepy.
(And that is meant to be complimentary.)
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05-29-10, 06:33 PM #10
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Why thank you dear, although you'd do well to reserve judgement till the next swamp meet. I fully plan on attending and scaring the hell out of everyone, gators included. Originally Posted by cajunguy
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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05-29-10, 08:15 PM #11
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In the immortal words of Al Bundy, "Yeah, riiiiiight, Peg!" Originally Posted by Ducky
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05-29-10, 09:30 PM #12
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Sounds like she takes after her mom!
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05-30-10, 07:54 AM #13
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Just a bit. When she turns 18 she'll be allowed to sign up here. Originally Posted by Jenna
Sounds like she takes after her mom!
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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05-30-10, 09:45 AM #14
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Then she'll really get to know her mom.... Originally Posted by Ducky
Just a bit. When she turns 18 she'll be allowed to sign up here.
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05-30-10, 09:50 AM #15
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The problem with that idea is that I'm not a bit different on here than I am face to face. I think there's a couple of people willing to vouch for me on that. Originally Posted by Jenna
Then she'll really get to know her mom.... 
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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05-30-10, 11:19 AM #16
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She is your "mini-me!"
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05-30-10, 02:38 PM #17
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I run into them every once in a while at work. Originally Posted by maclean
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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Then there's this guy. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]YouTube - Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up[/ame]
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oh noes!!! Originally Posted by Ducky
Just a bit. When she turns 18 she'll be allowed to sign up here.
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