Got flashed today!

**Darin** · 04-18-06, 03:21 AM

I see a car blow thru a stop sign so I start to pull out. The vehicle sees me and pulls into the church parking lot where I'm pulling out of. The female drivers says "are you gonna pull me over?" Me - "Ummm yep" She - "But I'm sorry" Me - "Uh huh...pull into the parking lot"

So I'm thinking I'll cut her a break since she admitted she ran the sign and she actually came to me. I walk up the vehicle and shirt was unbuttoned...boobies bulging out of the pink bra. Nice Easter colors though... She kept bending over and picking something off the floor for some reason. :P

What sucks is that I already made up my mind to cut her a break...now she probably thinks she got off because of her massive mammaries.

**lcsodre108** · 04-18-06, 03:25 AM

LMAO. My LT had one the other night like that, but she wasn't wearing any pants.

**slamdunc** · 04-18-06, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Darin

What sucks is that I already made up my mind to cut her a break...now she probably thinks she got off because of her massive mammaries.

Please do not tell her any different; if I should ever stop her I wouldn't want to feel cheated due to your honesty.

**StanSwitek** · 04-18-06, 11:00 AM

I made it a point to always write those ones.

**keith720** · 04-18-06, 11:02 AM

I've had a few flash me over the years, and if they had a break coming, they didn't get it. As a matter of principle, I made sure to give them a citation. I must say that I appreciated their effort! I've also had a couple ask me if "there's any way to work this out, besides a ticket?" I tell them they can "try to work it out" at court. It's the same way with "criers." they definately get cited.

**Darin** · 04-18-06, 11:10 AM

I made it a point of not even acknowledging her boobages. That probably pissed her off more than getting a ticket.

**Terminator** · 04-18-06, 11:55 AM

Good story Darin!

**jmur5074** · 04-18-06, 11:56 AM

I stopped a girl one time, and when I went up to her car her skirt was at her knees. I go back to my car, planning on just giving her a warning. I come back up with her license in my hand and now see her skirt is just below her waist, hiked so far up I can see her undies.

So, I said "ma'am, I forgot to ask you, is this your current address on your license?" She says "yes it is". So then I went back and cited her.

Screw that.

**Curt581** · 04-18-06, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by keith758

I've had a few flash me over the years, and if they had a break coming, they didn't get it. As a matter of principle, I made sure to give them a citation. I must say that I appreciated their effort! I've also had a couple ask me if "there's any way to work this out, besides a ticket?" I tell them they can "try to work it out" at court. It's the same way with "criers." they definately get cited.

Oh, HELL yeah!

Good lookin' girls always get tickets. They've gotten breaks all their lives.

Give ugly chicks passes. They're the ones going back home to feed their 27 cats.

**Iron Man** · 04-18-06, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Curt581

Oh, HELL yeah!

Good lookin' girls always get tickets. They've gotten breaks all their lives.

Give ugly chicks passes. They're the ones going back home to feed their 27 cats.

HAHAHA!!

**KaiGywer** · 04-18-06, 01:55 PM

Darin, I think you're using your job as a sexual playground

(Yes, it's a joke to everybody else

)

**Virginian** · 04-18-06, 01:59 PM

And at the expense of taxpayer safety!

**cntryboy0531** · 04-18-06, 02:30 PM

I always give those types a ticket. Everytime. Just in case they comback and complain or make other statements to AI.. It's better they do it with a ticket in their hand than with a break and let AI wonder if I done anything wrong.

**tx-leo** · 04-18-06, 02:44 PM

I would have written the ticket. ANY time a woman exposes herself, is an automatic ticket, I don't care if it's a broken tail light lense.

**Beans** · 04-18-06, 03:12 PM

I like boobies as much as the next guy, however, some ho pulls that shit on me, automatic ticket.

**keith720** · 04-18-06, 03:17 PM

OK, Beans, this may be a little off of the subject, but I see in your profile that you're from Missouri and listed as "married, daughter...." does this mean you're married to your daughter?

( Do I hear bango music?) Just kidding, my brother lives in Missouri.

**BEK** · 04-18-06, 03:19 PM

If a female exposes herself or starts to cry its a ticket

**Virginian** · 04-18-06, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by BEK320

If a female exposes herself or starts to cry its a ticket

So if I expose myself or start to cry I'm home free?

**Beans** · 04-18-06, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by keith758

OK, Beans, this may be a little off of the subject, but I see in your profile that you're from Missouri and listed as "married, daughter...." does this mean you're married to your daughter?

( Do I hear bango music?) Just kidding, my brother lives in Missouri.

Very funny!!

I grew up in New Jersey just outside NYC. My wife is from here, not my fault! Hey there is a comma between, married and daughter. If it said married TO daugher, then we would have a problem.
Where in MO is your bro??

**Standard Dave** · 04-18-06, 03:28 PM

I have almost always decided whats going to happen before the lights go on or the hand goes up to stop the car.

Sounds like some of you guys are applying an attitude test