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    Here Is Your Sign

    One of my officers worked a motor vehicle crash last Saturday where a vehicle went out of control off road at a high rate of speed. No severe injuries but he noticed damages on the vehicle on the passenger side that he felt certain had to have been inflicted by a sign. Several officers and some deputies from Lew and CB's agency looked for the sign with no luck. My officer found a hole on the edge of the road where he believed the sign was located. His shift and the deputies told him that he was full of shit that there was no sign. The officer, when he got back to the PD , zoomed in on the area using Google Earth and did find that at one time there was a 45 mph speed limit in that area but it is not there anymore. He went back to the area in the daylight but still could not locate the sign.

    Wednesday Jack*In*The*Box calls the police. One of our Sergeants goes to take a complaint from the manager. Turns out that with all the heavy rain we have been getting lately the restaurant's roof was leaking. The manager called someone out to climb up on the roof to take a look. When the roofer climbed up on the roof he found, you guessed it , one 45 mph speed limit sign impaled in the roof. The Jack*In*The*Box is over 150 feet away from the point where the vehicle struck it. Outstanding job, Ofc. Victor Hebert.
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    Is he going to do a supplemental to the collision report now?
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    Wow! Good job!

    (He might be a good candidate for OR!)
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    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Is he going to do a supplemental to the collision report now?
    The stubborn S.O.B. hadn't submitted the initial report yet because he was still actively investigating the crash.
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    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

    Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    The stuborn S.O.B. hadn't submitted the initial report yet because he was still actively investigating the crash.
    Tell him you expect measurments and a detailed diagram of the scene to include the sign location
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    Many people search for signs all their life without finding any, but he actually found the one he was looking for, despite the naysayers! Way to go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacLean View Post
    Wow! Good job!

    (He might be a good candidate for OR!)

    Yeah , I'm working on that.....
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

    Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Tell him you expect measurments and a detailed diagram of the scene to include the sign location

    I'm thinking about turning this over to the Feds for an FAA violation for failure to file a flight plan.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

    Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens

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    Drivers beware: Posted speed limit on the Jack-In-The-Box roof is 45MPH!



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    that'll be a story he can tell the grandkids...
    Job security...

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    Good work! Guess his investigation (& that sign) reached new heights. Lucky for a leaking roof, probably would have bugged the heck out of him for a time, not to mention getting in trouble for not turning his reports in in a timely manner, like they do in here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Tell him you expect measurments and a detailed diagram of the scene to include the sign location
    ...also the flight plan and trajectory.

 

 

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