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    That's what I'm talking about.........

    Here’s something interesting which might spark up your sex life. According to a research performed by OkCupid, iPhone users get laid twice as much as Android users. And so with that in mind, you now have yet another good reason to get an iPhone.


    iPhone Users Get Twice As Much Sex As Android Users - Report | Redmond Pie
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    What happens if someone never gets laid? Will it get better if they buy an I-phone?

    Not that I would have any idea about that.

    ( Just asking for a - - ummm - - friend. Yeah, that's it - - for a friend. )



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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    What happens if someone never gets laid? Will it get better if they buy an I-phone?

    Not that I would have any idea about that.

    ( Just asking for a - - ummm - - friend. Yeah, that's it - - for a friend. )



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    I think Apple is coming out with a rent an iphone for the weekend, just for this cause............baaaaaaaaaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Second Chance View Post
    I think Apple is coming out with a rent an iphone for the weekend, just for this cause............baaaaaaaaaa
    Hey, that is great news.

    Have to pass the information on to my - - errrrrr - - FRIEND.





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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Hey, that is great news.

    Have to pass the information on to my - - errrrrr - - FRIEND.





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    What about people who don't own either?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    What about people who don't own either?
    Answered Jenna style:


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2 Blue 4 U View Post
    Answered Jenna style:



    I don't have an IPhone or an Android....

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    well cajunguy, let's go back to basic math...

    and it doesn't look good for your friend...

    because if I remember multiplication correctly,

    iPhone users are getting twice as much sex... if you start off with no sex to begin with - mathematically that would look like 2 x 0 (since we would be doubling no sex)

    and 2 x 0 = 0 right?

    doesn't look good for your friend...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twan007 View Post
    well cajunguy, let's go back to basic math...

    and it doesn't look good for your friend...

    because if I remember multiplication correctly,

    iPhone users are getting twice as much sex... if you start off with no sex to begin with - mathematically that would look like 2 x 0 (since we would be doubling no sex)

    and 2 x 0 = 0 right?

    doesn't look good for your friend...
    Dang, I HATE that. I feel SOOOOOO bad.

    For my - - - ummm, FRIEND - - - of course.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post


    I don't have an IPhone or an Android....
    Hmmmmm, guess you're like the rest of us, huh? The rest of our FRIENDS, I mean.

    Think we may have to start calling you SISTER Jenna, because if you don't have an I-phone, you must be a nun - - - Ain't GOT nun - - - ain't GETTIN' nun - - - and without an I-phone, ain't GONNA get nun.


    ( I know, I know, that wasn't very nice of me. )

    You're just too easy to pick on. But we still luv you, Jen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    Hmmmmm, guess you're like the rest of us, huh? The rest of our FRIENDS, I mean.

    Think we may have to start calling you SISTER Jenna, because if you don't have an I-phone, you must be a nun - - - Ain't GOT nun - - - ain't GETTIN' nun - - - and without an I-phone, ain't GONNA get nun.


    ( I know, I know, that wasn't very nice of me. )

    You're just too easy to pick on. But we still luv you, Jen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I knew it. I KNEW IT. I JUST KNEW IT!!!

    DAYUM, I'm GOOD.
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    I was so thinking about getting an Android, but not anymore.........I thought I was just on a hot streak..........BAAAAAAAAAAAAA A
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    Android users are too busy surfing the porn Apple blocks. I suspect if iPhones worked their owners wouldn't be so bored the turn to sex.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

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    well, I figured that Android users were having sex with iPhone users because they just wanted to be close to an iPhone...

    (hell, I have a Blackberry - I just like starting stuff)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twan007 View Post
    well, I figured that Android users were having sex with iPhone users because they just wanted to be close to an iPhone...

    (hell, I have a Blackberry - I just like starting stuff)
    Aren't you married? So you aren't getting any anyways
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Aren't you married? So you aren't getting any anyways
    I'm trying to make the iPhone people feel better about their craptastic crippled phones.

    Honestly there are more iPhone users than Android users so of course they are having more sex.

    And they never asked me because I would have blown the curve and they would have to report fewer android users having way more sex than crApple fanboys are.
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