That's what I'm talking about.........

**Second Chance** · 08-11-10, 12:47 PM

Here’s something interesting which might spark up your sex life. According to a research performed by OkCupid, iPhone users get laid twice as much as Android users. And so with that in mind, you now have yet another good reason to get an iPhone.

iPhone Users Get Twice As Much Sex As Android Users - Report | Redmond Pie

**cajunguy** · 08-11-10, 01:52 PM

What happens if someone never gets laid? Will it get better if they buy an I-phone?

Not that I would have any idea about that.

( Just asking for a - - ummm - - friend. Yeah, that's it - - for a friend. )

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**Second Chance** · 08-11-10, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by cajunguy

What happens if someone never gets laid? Will it get better if they buy an I-phone?

Not that I would have any idea about that.

( Just asking for a - - ummm - - friend. Yeah, that's it - - for a friend. )

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I think Apple is coming out with a rent an iphone for the weekend, just for this cause............baaaaaaaaaa

**cajunguy** · 08-11-10, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by Second Chance

I think Apple is coming out with a rent an iphone for the weekend, just for this cause............baaaaaaaaaa

Hey, that is great news.

Have to pass the information on to my - - errrrrr - - FRIEND.

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**Ace** · 08-11-10, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by cajunguy

Hey, that is great news.

Have to pass the information on to my - - errrrrr - - FRIEND.

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Hey, we must have the same...friend...

**Jenna** · 08-11-10, 05:07 PM

What about people who don't own either?

**2 Blue 4 U** · 08-11-10, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Jenna

What about people who don't own either?

Answered Jenna style:

**Jenna** · 08-11-10, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by 2 Blue 4 U

Answered Jenna style:

I don't have an IPhone or an Android....

**Twan007** · 08-11-10, 09:37 PM

well cajunguy, let's go back to basic math...

and it doesn't look good for your friend...

because if I remember multiplication correctly,

iPhone users are getting twice as much sex... if you start off with no sex to begin with - mathematically that would look like 2 x 0 (since we would be doubling no sex)

and 2 x 0 = 0 right?

doesn't look good for your friend...

**Ducky** · 08-11-10, 09:38 PM

^^^

**cajunguy** · 08-11-10, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by Twan007

well cajunguy, let's go back to basic math...

and it doesn't look good for your friend...

because if I remember multiplication correctly,

iPhone users are getting twice as much sex... if you start off with no sex to begin with - mathematically that would look like 2 x 0 (since we would be doubling no sex)

and 2 x 0 = 0 right?

doesn't look good for your friend...

Dang, I HATE that. I feel SOOOOOO bad.

For my - - - ummm, FRIEND - - - of course.

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**cajunguy** · 08-11-10, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Jenna

I don't have an IPhone or an Android....

Hmmmmm, guess you're like the rest of us, huh? The rest of our FRIENDS, I mean.

Think we may have to start calling you SISTER Jenna, because if you don't have an I-phone, you must be a nun - - - Ain't GOT nun - - - ain't GETTIN' nun - - - and without an I-phone, ain't GONNA get nun.

( I know, I know, that wasn't very nice of me. )

You're just too easy to pick on. But we still luv you, Jen.

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**Jenna** · 08-11-10, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by cajunguy

Hmmmmm, guess you're like the rest of us, huh? The rest of our FRIENDS, I mean.

Think we may have to start calling you SISTER Jenna, because if you don't have an I-phone, you must be a nun - - - Ain't GOT nun - - - ain't GETTIN' nun - - - and without an I-phone, ain't GONNA get nun.

( I know, I know, that wasn't very nice of me. )

You're just too easy to pick on. But we still luv you, Jen.

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**cajunguy** · 08-11-10, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Jenna

I knew it. I KNEW IT. I JUST KNEW IT!!!

DAYUM, I'm GOOD.
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**Second Chance** · 08-12-10, 12:09 PM

I was so thinking about getting an Android, but not anymore.........I thought I was just on a hot streak..........BAAAAAAAAAAAAA A

**pgg** · 08-12-10, 01:11 PM

I'm still waiting for my iPhone to take effect

**Xiphos** · 08-12-10, 01:22 PM

Android users are too busy surfing the porn Apple blocks. I suspect if iPhones worked their owners wouldn't be so bored the turn to sex.

**Twan007** · 08-12-10, 01:43 PM

well, I figured that Android users were having sex with iPhone users because they just wanted to be close to an iPhone...

(hell, I have a Blackberry - I just like starting stuff)

**pgg** · 08-12-10, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Twan007

well, I figured that Android users were having sex with iPhone users because they just wanted to be close to an iPhone...

(hell, I have a Blackberry - I just like starting stuff)

Aren't you married? So you aren't getting any anyways

**Xiphos** · 08-12-10, 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by pgg

Aren't you married? So you aren't getting any anyways

I'm trying to make the iPhone people feel better about their craptastic crippled phones.

Honestly there are more iPhone users than Android users so of course they are having more sex.

And they never asked me because I would have blown the curve and they would have to report fewer android users having way more sex than crApple fanboys are.