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    Some things you just can't unsee

    This weekend there was an estate sale four houses down from ours. My wife wanted to go look. She wanted to get a few bins of yarn. We also picked up some books and movies. Off to the side there was a 20" flat screen tv and DVD/VCR combo player. It was cheap so we got it for our bedroom. The family said that if it didn't work, they would give us our money back.

    I lug everything back to our house. I go to plug everything in to make sure it works. I load up a Harry Potter DVD to try it out. So far so good. Clear picture, seems to work. My wife is messing with the remote and somehow switches it to VCR. Some porn pops up. I think score!
    One dude, another dude... no chicks. I couldn't hit stop fast enough.

    It was titled Men of Odyssey. The family had no idea it was in the VCR, but I'm sure they found other memorabilia around the old guy's house. He did have good taste in music and books though.
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    That is some funny stuff!
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    I would be praying to God to scratch that image from my brain. Disgusting.


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    Can you burn that to DVD?

    Just Kidding. I'm not into porn too much. hehehe

    That is a freakin' hilarious story though! I can only imagine the look on your face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Can you burn that to DVD?

    Just Kidding. I'm not into porn too much. hehehe

    That is a freakin' hilarious story though! I can only imagine the look on your face.
    Sorry, today is trash day and the cans are already at the curb. (It was gay porn!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ms1600 View Post
    Sorry, today is trash day and the cans are already at the curb. (It was gay porn!)
    He knows that.
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    Lmao. That's funny.
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