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    Acting like a kid..how do you roll?

    So I've been a little bored whilst on rec leave around the home. My long suffering wife often remarks that I act like a big kid, so here's what happened today.

    I was cleaning up my sons room of toys and found a nerf gun......off I go to the local K-Mart and buy Nerf "Sniper" rifle, Nerf Belt fed GPMG, a something that resembles a Nerf claymore.

    I wait until my 6 yr old comes home from school, and basically...well...I destroy him! 5 Sniper rounds impact him as he gets out of the car... BAM!!, a tactical withdrawl to my belt fed awesomeness...BAM!!..another 20 rounds as he comes down the hall. By now the gig is up and I'm on the run through the house to my make my final stand. As old mate enters our living room area..BAM!! claymore centre mass. A wrestle takes place and a truce is called. Ah, its good to be a kid!!
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    Thats the best reason to have a son. you can stilll play with the toys
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    Damnit! Now I want a Nerf gun!!
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    Good times!!!

    Grands now.
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    LOL! That is awesome!!!!

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    Sweet! My boy has a Nerf aresenal. I went out and bought the belt fed machine gun to add to it...yeah, that's it.
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    Looking forward to the day my boy is old enough... Right now I have to settle for running around on the playground, squishing Playdo, playing with Tonka trucks and bulldozers, and the like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jks9199 View Post
    Looking forward to the day my boy is old enough... Right now I have to settle for running around on the playground, squishing Playdo, playing with Tonka trucks and bulldozers, and the like.

    Actually, I kinda miss those days.


    My younger two are girls, and let me tell ya..... Tea parties, Princess games, and dress up are a shot to the ole ego....but I still love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge View Post
    My younger two are girls, and let me tell ya..... Tea parties, Princess games, and dress up are a shot to the ole ego....but I still love it.
    They're already involved in the Tea Party?


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    The Nerf toys are awesome!!




 

 

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