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03-17-11, 07:17 PM #1
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End this sentence: "He was faster than....."
Here's mine: "He was faster than Charlie Sheen chasing a crack-dealing porn star."For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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03-17-11, 09:01 PM #2
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He was faster than.
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03-17-11, 09:08 PM #3
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He was faster than a speeding bullet train that will be built in California with federal funds that Rick Scott turned down on behalf of Florida.....
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03-17-11, 09:16 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Captain America
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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03-17-11, 09:16 PM #5
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You owe me a keyboard, sir. Originally Posted by Captain America
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03-17-11, 09:28 PM #6
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..faster than a scalded cat.
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03-17-11, 09:38 PM #7
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Faster than greased light'nin'.
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03-17-11, 09:43 PM #8
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....a fat kid chasing the ice cream truck.
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03-17-11, 09:49 PM #9
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.... Than a 21 year old virgin
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03-17-11, 10:13 PM #10
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He was faster than a taco bell burrito exit...
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Ecclesiastes 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.
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03-17-11, 11:00 PM #11
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Damn, you stole mine! Originally Posted by pac201
He was faster than a taco bell burrito exit...
He was faster than a fanboy at a MILF convention.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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03-18-11, 12:09 AM #12
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Don't make fun of the fat kid. He may bodyslam you. Originally Posted by Traffic Goddess
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03-18-11, 12:11 AM #13
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YOUR ATTENTION, DO I F@#%ING HAVE IT?
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03-18-11, 12:39 AM #14
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slightly OT: did you know Canadians are completely unaware of the phrase "faster than greased lightnin'"? I told a guy at hockey practice tonight that he was faster than greased lightnin' and he just looked at me and said "what kind of lightning, eh?" I tried to explain it, but to no avail....that one and "six of one, half a dozen of the other" "(but half a dozen is six, eh?") drew bassett hound looks tonight. Originally Posted by Cidp24
Back to topic....faster than The Mall Ninja springing into action to preserve the rear virginity of the mayor's son who is being held against his will in the Mervyn's bathroom by narcoterroists. Originally Posted by Jenna
Originally Posted by Buttercup
I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
Reca is the best thing since sliced bread! Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
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03-18-11, 07:01 AM #15
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Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw
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Ecclesiastes 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.
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03-18-11, 07:29 AM #16
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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03-18-11, 09:04 AM #17
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Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw
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03-18-11, 09:45 AM #18APB Guest
Faster than a chihuahua in an espresso factory.
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