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    End this sentence:

    End this sentence: "He was faster than....."

    Here's mine: "He was faster than Charlie Sheen chasing a crack-dealing porn star."
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    He was faster than.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    He was faster than a speeding bullet train that will be built in California with federal funds that Rick Scott turned down on behalf of Florida.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    He was faster than.
    You are an Asshat.
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    He was faster than.
    You owe me a keyboard, sir.




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    ..faster than a scalded cat.

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    Faster than greased light'nin'.
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    ....a fat kid chasing the ice cream truck.
    Remembering Officer Richard Phelps, Lemoyne (PA) PD, EOW- 7/11/89

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    .... Than a 21 year old virgin

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    He was faster than a taco bell burrito exit...
    Job security...

    Ecclesiastes 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pac201 View Post
    He was faster than a taco bell burrito exit...
    Damn, you stole mine!

    He was faster than a fanboy at a MILF convention.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traffic Goddess View Post
    ....a fat kid chasing the ice cream truck.
    Don't make fun of the fat kid. He may bodyslam you.
    YOUR ATTENTION, DO I F@#%ING HAVE IT?


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    Faster than a fat man who sat down too fast--Eminem
    YOUR ATTENTION, DO I F@#%ING HAVE IT?


    I swear to Christ, if I survive this I'm gonna dance a jig!

    RMFT-Bama fans get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Faster than greased light'nin'.
    slightly OT: did you know Canadians are completely unaware of the phrase "faster than greased lightnin'"? I told a guy at hockey practice tonight that he was faster than greased lightnin' and he just looked at me and said "what kind of lightning, eh?" I tried to explain it, but to no avail....that one and "six of one, half a dozen of the other" "(but half a dozen is six, eh?") drew bassett hound looks tonight.

    Back to topic....faster than The Mall Ninja springing into action to preserve the rear virginity of the mayor's son who is being held against his will in the Mervyn's bathroom by narcoterroists.
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    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    Back to topic....faster than The Mall Ninja springing into action to preserve the rear virginity of the mayor's son who is being held against his will in the Mervyn's bathroom by narcoterroists.


    Job security...

    Ecclesiastes 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.

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    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
    delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
    holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post

    Back to topic....faster than The Mall Ninja springing into action to preserve the rear virginity of the mayor's son who is being held against his will in the Mervyn's bathroom by narcoterroists.




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