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    Atheist animal lovers offer to adopt pets of people who are raptured


    You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? E
    ternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.


    We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
    Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

    We are currently active in 26 states, employing 40 pet rescuers. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.
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    But I thought all dogs-and cats- go to Heaven??
    YOUR ATTENTION, DO I F@#%ING HAVE IT?


    I swear to Christ, if I survive this I'm gonna dance a jig!

    RMFT-Bama fans get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by McCrackhd View Post
    But I thought all dogs-and cats- go to Heaven??

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    Do you think they will still be athiests following the Rapture?
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

    Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    Do you think they will still be athiests following the Rapture?
    Probably not, so it's an even better deal for the Raptured, since their pets will be in Christian homes!

 

 

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