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    Caption This


    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    "If'n you don't move that hand, I'm gonna rip it off and stuff it up your ass - - BOY!!"


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    The Swamp Mafia -
    "Heaven doesn't want us,
    and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Ever wonder what the other end of that arm looks like?? I'm fixing to show ya when I rip it off at the shoulder. Cause we don't know each other THAT well.
    Blessed are the the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. MATT 5:10

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    What the, I say, what the **** do ya think your a doin sonny boy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Hey boy, bein' vice president don't give ya That many privileges...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    If you put your hand on him again, you will not get that hand back......
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    I'm about to stomp a Mississippi mud hole in your ass and walk it dry.
    This made me laugh...and this is why I love Lew so much....
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    I guess I misunderstood when they said it was a "touching ceremony".
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