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    Oh yeah?! Well Caption THIS!

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    Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ms1600 View Post
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    "That's NOT what your buddies meant when they dared you to go moon a cop, DUMMY!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge View Post
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    You got any weapons on ya?...
    Job security...

    Ecclesiastes 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.

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    Yeah, Yeah. But Spiderman wears a cool costume.
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    Meh, I give him a 7... I'll move it up to a 9 if he sticks the landing.
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    What would happen if you Tazed him?
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    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

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    Here I am minding my own bizness hangin' out and here come the cops harassin' me!
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    Hey, Asshole, yea you.
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    When Billy Bob said run the cops are here that isn't quite what he meant
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    There appears to be a naked man holding on to a cable outside this apartment window!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge View Post
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    Hey asshole, I said "LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS.."
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    Stand by for a discription dispatch, subject is a W/M with one brown eye and has two adams apples, oh wait thats his asshole!!! NEVERMIND!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge View Post
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    Sir......I see you man scape, good for you!!!
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    I think the female Officer is saying... "Geez, I left corrections because of this damn view"

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    3 Adam 15 to dispatch. Advise the power company to get the juice turned back on in this area ASAP.
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    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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    Yep, it must be chilly out there, among other things your brown eye is turning blue.
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