You Thought

**mavriktu** · 06-13-11, 12:10 PM

...and you thought YOU were having a rough Monday

**pharmer** · 06-13-11, 02:15 PM

Almost cleared it...

**jcsdscott** · 06-13-11, 04:08 PM

Missed it by THAT much

**irishmick** · 06-13-11, 06:46 PM

Poor thing...good thing it's just cows on the other side.

**BigDawg** · 06-13-11, 07:10 PM

Poor deer is just trying to get a leg up on things!!

**jmur5074** · 06-13-11, 08:07 PM

Did you dispatch it or get it freed up?

**E-man** · 06-13-11, 08:22 PM

That cow is thinking "It wont hurt, much"

**Pudge** · 06-13-11, 09:07 PM

Oh, deer.

Dinner!!

**Jenna** · 06-13-11, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Pudge

Oh, deer.

Dinner!!

**Pudge** · 06-13-11, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by Jenna

Next year's freezer meat! Woot!

Dodge as many of those damn things as we do around here, and they won't be so damn cute.

**Five-0** · 06-13-11, 10:16 PM

It is illegal to hunt deer out of season, not to put them out of their misery. If Jenna wants to debate this we can wait till it starves or the coyotes get it.

**Xiphos** · 06-13-11, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Pudge

Next year's freezer meat! Woot!

Dodge as many of those damn things as we do around here, and they won't be so damn cute.

Deer are just giant, stupid rats. Taste good though.

I thought dodging deer was bad until I was doing 80 and a moose stepped in front of me. That was a religious experience.

**Five-0** · 06-13-11, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Xiphos

Deer are just giant, stupid rats. Taste good though.

I thought dodging deer was bad until I was doing 80 and a moose stepped in front of me. That was a religious experience.

LOL. One of those experiences where fecal matter becomes sanctified?

**Xiphos** · 06-13-11, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by Five-0

LOL. One of those experiences where fecal matter becomes sanctified?

I puckered half the seat cushion while looking up at the beast as I flew by.

**Jenna** · 06-13-11, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Xiphos

I puckered half the seat cushion while looking up at the beast as I flew by.

**Xiphos** · 06-13-11, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by Jenna

More like:

**mavriktu** · 06-14-11, 04:10 AM

OK.here we go,I know better but I did pet it.

,NO it did not like it,cause the minute I got out of my unit,and grabbed my camera I got a look that said,"Oh fudge,here it is Monday I am hanging upside down,,and I get an idiot with a camera to my rescue"

I carry 18" bolt cutters in my trunk ever since the "storm",and was able to cut the top strand,it went boing the deer went" I'm outta here arse-hole"

so fast I was not able to get my phone out of its holder.The bull in the pic that was hollerin the whole time chased along the fence line after it,till it jumped BACK into the pastureand outran the bull.The leg was caught between barbs and barely broke the skin,and while it was favoring that leg while running,it appeared to be more of a "cramp" type pain,and I am quite sure it will do well and have a story to tell.

**Cidp24** · 06-14-11, 08:15 AM

Personal experience:

"Aw, man! A deer is hung up in the fence, let's go help it!" WHOP!!!! WHAPP!!! OWWWW!!! DANG $(*^(&^!!!! BAP!! BAP!!!! WHAPPITY WHAP!!! AIIIII!!!! (&*$#)&%^)(&#^ MY GROIN!!!! CRASH!!! CHOMP!!! SON OF A....!!!!!"

Who knew deer can box with those front feet?? Even while caught up to the hip in a wrought iron fence.

Yes, we got the deer out, yes I did bleed. No, I will not do that again! I have had my butt handed to me twice on the job. Once by a drunk woman not big as a minute and the other by a rather small doe.

**213th** · 06-14-11, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by Xiphos

Deer are just giant, stupid rats. Taste good though.

I thought dodging deer was bad until I was doing 80 and a moose stepped in front of me. That was a religious experience.

For as big as they are, they are really hard to see at night.