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    STD?

    Had to check a strip club for an armed mental patient. Can you get syphilis from door handles? Wash hands first then pee.
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    You should have put on gloves before opening the door.

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    We were in a hurry. Armed crazy guy and all.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

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    The government says you're safe. According to the CDC - NCHHSTP - Tuskegee Study - Syphilis Information :

    Syphilis cannot be spread by toilet seats, door knobs, swimming pools, hot tubs, bath tubs, shared clothing, or eating utensils.
    Just hope you don't catch any mental illnesses from that fellow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    The government says you're safe. According to the CDC - NCHHSTP - Tuskegee Study - Syphilis Information :

    Just hope you don't catch any mental illnesses from that fellow!


    I'd get a second opinion. The government also says the stimulus worked.
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    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    Can you get syphilis from door handles?
    Not if you didn't leave any mushroom prints on the handle as you went in . . . . . .
    Idiot

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    At least the black lights helped us steer clear of the body fluids inside.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

    Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman

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    I get the mental picture of a bunch of eskimo women pole dancing wearing those leather coats with the fur hoods when I think of you going in an Alaskan strip club.

    Hey baby, let me put a dollar in those mittens.
    The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    At least the black lights helped us steer clear of the body fluids inside.
    I didn't know you were able to levitate and move things with your mind so you wouldn't have to touch anything! That's amazing!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz View Post
    I get the mental picture of a bunch of eskimo women pole dancing wearing those leather coats with the fur hoods when I think of you going in an Alaskan strip club.

    Hey baby, let me put a dollar in those mittens.
    They are naked and still getting dollars in the fur mittens.

    Actually they are mostly Deployment Widows so not many Tundra Wookies.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

    Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    At least the black lights helped us steer clear of the body fluids inside.
    Yep. It's like a disgusting game of hopscotch.
    Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me

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