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07-27-11, 01:34 PM #1
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Had to check a strip club for an armed mental patient. Can you get syphilis from door handles? Wash hands first then pee.
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07-27-11, 01:38 PM #2
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You should have put on gloves before opening the door.
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07-27-11, 01:39 PM #3
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We were in a hurry. Armed crazy guy and all.
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
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07-27-11, 01:44 PM #4
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The government says you're safe. According to the CDC - NCHHSTP - Tuskegee Study - Syphilis Information :
Just hope you don't catch any mental illnesses from that fellow!Syphilis cannot be spread by toilet seats, door knobs, swimming pools, hot tubs, bath tubs, shared clothing, or eating utensils. 
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07-27-11, 01:51 PM #5
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Originally Posted by Jenna
The government says you're safe. According to the CDC - NCHHSTP - Tuskegee Study - Syphilis Information :
Just hope you don't catch any mental illnesses from that fellow!
I'd get a second opinion. The government also says the stimulus worked.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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07-27-11, 04:23 PM #6
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Not if you didn't leave any mushroom prints on the handle as you went in . . . . . . Originally Posted by Xiphos
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07-27-11, 10:15 PM #7
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07-27-11, 10:17 PM #8
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At least the black lights helped us steer clear of the body fluids inside.
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
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07-28-11, 10:43 AM #9
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I get the mental picture of a bunch of eskimo women pole dancing wearing those leather coats with the fur hoods when I think of you going in an Alaskan strip club.
Hey baby, let me put a dollar in those mittens.The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.
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They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction. Those bastards won't get away this time.
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07-28-11, 10:46 AM #10
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I didn't know you were able to levitate and move things with your mind so you wouldn't have to touch anything! That's amazing!!!!! Originally Posted by Xiphos
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07-28-11, 10:50 AM #11
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They are naked and still getting dollars in the fur mittens. Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz
Actually they are mostly Deployment Widows so not many Tundra Wookies.That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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07-28-11, 09:53 PM #12
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Yep. It's like a disgusting game of hopscotch. Originally Posted by Xiphos
Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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