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    Every cute woodland animal you hunt can be part of the graveyard for your loved one!

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    Right up there with making diamonds out of cremains or shooting them into space. Ok, maybe not as cool as that. You can also have your ashes mixed with concrete and poured for artificial coral reef structures.
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    So, if you eat the game afterward... wouldn't that be cannabalism?

    (OMG, I just had a Jenna moment).

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    So, if you eat the game afterward... wouldn't that be cannabalism?

    (OMG, I just had a Jenna moment).

    My thoughts exactly! :sheep:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Right up there with making diamonds out of cremains or shooting them into space. Ok, maybe not as cool as that. You can also have your ashes mixed with concrete and poured for artificial coral reef structures.

    Coral reefs?? That's friggin awesome!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McCrackhd View Post
    Coral reefs?? That's friggin awesome!!
    Yep, I saw it featured on something like Discovery Channel, but here's the company that does it. Eternal Reefs, A Cremation Memorial Option
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